What happens when you release Super Metroid on WiiU?

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  1. T-hug
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    T-hug Always like this.

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  3. Arras

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    "Y cant metroid crawl"
    Oh god my sides

    Well, at least there's an entire community to help them out quickly.
     
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  4. emigre

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    tl;dr: casual gaemers suck at Super Metroid.
     
  5. XDel

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    Aghh!!! :)
     
  6. Guild McCommunist

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    Well if you bought a Wii U I don't expect you to be smart enough to play Super Metroid.

    OOOOH ZINGER BURN GONNA NEED SOME OINTMENT FOR THAT ONE.
     
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    Sad, isn't it? Heaven forbid players actually try different shit out. If they can't figure it out by mashing one button the game's obviously bugged.
     
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    I must admit the red doors can be confusing if you've never played a Metroid game before though, especially considering you need to fire 5 missiles at them instead of just one.
     
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    This went from funny to sad to funny again... just like the Wii U's sales.

    HI-YO!

    Seriously, though, how do these people... exist on a daily basis? How can they possibly function?
     
  10. Guild McCommunist

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    I saw a big compilation for Super Mario World too on reddit, can't find it at the moment though.
     
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    EDIT: WHAT GAHARS SAYS BELOW
     
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    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    EDIT: Too slow.

    EDIT: EDIT: Damn it, Guild.

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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    Yeah that's it, just posted it too.

    Fuck you sideways
     
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    this is how players became after making everything easier and all hand-holded for years.
    Stop making games for dumb players ! they will never progress !


    You want to play Mario ? wait, I'm showing you a video of what you need to do "Press B and jump on this plateform .... there, right, do you know how to press B while pressing D-PAD?" oh, wait you are stuck? "I'll show you all the game in video, just look and do like myself instead of trying and understanding", you still can't do it ? "I'll make a auto-play mode or press this button to skip the clue so you don't have to try more than three time the same place".
     
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    The last one especially. "Is there any option to enhance the graphics". >_>
     
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    Saw this on NeoGAF... It's hilarious. I know some of those people are just trolling the rest but, damn, now we know why every developer dumbs everything down. There really are people out there that can't get by without tutorials telling them ezackly what everything does. It's kinda sad.
     
  17. Speedster

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    "Is there any option to enhance the graphics"

    Made me cry and laugh at the same time.
     
  18. WiiUBricker

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    Is this legit or yet another 4chan troll?
     
  19. McHaggis

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    In all fairness to them, they've probably never felt the need to morph into a ball in order to squeeze through some tight spaces in their day-to-day activities. Doesn't make them any less moronic though!
     
  20. emigre

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    Wait a minute! There are people who don't morphy in day to day life? I find morph balling to more efficient than walking.
     
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    Don't these games come with a built-in manual or something?
    Then again, they probably wouldn't find it anyway :lol:
     
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