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  1. MaHe

    MaHe one lazy schmo

    Aug 4, 2006
    What goes clippity-clop, bang-bang, clippity-clop?
    An Amish drive-by shooting!

    It's a stupid joke, but man, I laughed hard. Dunno why. [​IMG]
  2. tshu

    tshu On epic journey, brb.

    Sep 21, 2005
    What goes... up, must come down.
    What goes... around, comes around.
    What goes... in TPi's belly, never comes out.
  3. sirAnger

    sirAnger GBAtemp Fan

    Dec 4, 2002
    United States
    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick
  4. FAST6191

    FAST6191 Techromancer

    pip Reporter
    Nov 21, 2005
    United Kingdom
    Whats the difference between unlawful and illegal?
    ones against the law, the other is a sick bird
  5. Jax

    Jax Pip Pip Cheerioink!

    Jul 31, 2006
    A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

    The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here."

    So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

    The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

    And the string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
  6. Orc

    Orc ‎(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

    Feb 10, 2006
    Hong Kong
    One afternoon a girl knocks on the door of their neighbor, to chit-chat the afternoon away.
    She walks in and says, "My god, you look so depressed."
    Her neighbor replies, "You bet I am, look what my damn husband sent me... six dozen roses. Now you know what that means? I'm going to have to spend this whole weekend on my back with my legs spread."
    "Now that's just really silly, why don't you use a vase?".
  7. Mehdi

    Mehdi Lemonade by Psyfira

    May 31, 2004
    I thought I told ya YEAAAAYEAAAh
  8. iza

    iza gbatemp, the new crack

    Aug 28, 2006
    United States
    Something to Offend Everyone ! ! !

    What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
    Juan on Juan

    What is a Yankee?
    The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

    What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
    The position of the dirt bag

    Why is divorce so expensive?
    Because it's worth it.

    What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

    Why is air a lot like sex?
    Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

    What do you call a smart blonde?
    A golden retriever.

    What do attorneys use for birth control?
    Their personalities.

    What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
    10 years and 45 lbs

    What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
    45 minutes

    What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
    Through his chest with a sharp knife.

    Why do men want to marry virgins?
    They can't stand criticism.

    Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
    Because those men already have boyfriends.

    What's the Difference between a new husband and a new dog?
    After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

    What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

    Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
    Because they have cotton balls.

    What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
    A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

    What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
    "Are you sure it's mine?"

    Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
    Mace will do that To you.

    Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
    Everyone has the same DNA.

    Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
    Breasts don't have eyes.

    Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
    Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

    Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
    To A different bar.

    Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
    They named him "Sum Ting Wong".

    What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
    A speech impediment.

    What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
    They're hiring.

    What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
    A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

    How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
    Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

    What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
    A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit."

    Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
    No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

    if this is really offensive to anyone. i'll take it down [​IMG]

    another one; this one's actually a miller ad;

    She told me we couldnt afford beer anymore, so i would have to quit.
    Then i caught her spending $65 on makeup.
    I asked her how come i had to give something up and she didnt.
    She said she needed the makeup to look pretty for me.
    I told her thats what the beer's for.
    I dont think she's coming back.
  9. FAST6191

    FAST6191 Techromancer

    pip Reporter
    Nov 21, 2005
    United Kingdom
    My lawyer is preparing a C&D as we speak iza (read: thanks for that I needed it).

    Edit: I will not be the one to break the link.

    A man walks into a bar and says ouch.
  10. Orc

    Orc ‎(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

    Feb 10, 2006
    Hong Kong
    Atleast they have a FAKE Disneyland. [​IMG]
    EDIT: No offence to the Chinese but I love it when they make fakes of everything. Fun stuff.
    EDIT 2: It's called Beijing Shijingshan Amusement Park, I love it how it's official site's URL says B.S. Amusement Park [​IMG]
  11. lagman

    lagman I wish I was green.

    Former Staff
    Nov 5, 2003
    Me, To You
    Juan on Juan
  12. sirAnger

    sirAnger GBAtemp Fan

    Dec 4, 2002
    United States
    Why did the girl fall off the swing?

    She had no arms.
  13. Westside

    Westside Sogdiana

    Dec 18, 2004
    Guantanamo bay
    Funny how the tallest man in the world is in China. Also the tallest player in NBA is Yao Ming, for those who are ignorant, he is Chinese. Most of my Chinese friends are relatively tall.
  14. iza

    iza gbatemp, the new crack

    Aug 28, 2006
    United States
    cant a man stereotype for stereotype's sake... i dont have any about asian drivers. so i had to put something!!!
  15. spokenrope

    spokenrope c7

    May 26, 2006
    United States
    Disclaimer: My jokes offend also

    Who wins when a black and a mexican fight?

    We all do

    What has 6 arms, 6 legs, and says "Ho de do! Ho de do! Ho de do!"

    3 Black guys running for an elevator
  16. Jdbye

    Jdbye Always Remember 30/07/08

    May 10, 2006
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