What do you wake up to?

[overslept]

I wake up to take a shower and begin my day.

Really though, my alarm clock is ancient. It only has like 3 options: bells, chimes, and different sounding bells.

 

[_Chaz_]

My alarm clock is that really generic "makes you wanna blow your brains out every time you hear it" tone.

 

[xx_cutie_xx]

I'm supposed to wake up at 5:45 for school but then I always hit the snooze button everytime my alarm tries to wake me up lol.
I usually wake up to my phone or my bro, mom, or dad yelling at me to wake up.

 

[Hop2089]

Bad news on TV.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Morning wood.

 

[rancor01]

Crying baby and/or complaining wife.

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

Morning wood.

From thinking of me

 

[Lushay]

Sunlight. makes my room hot so i can't hide from it. :/

 

[monkat]

Morning wood.

From thinking of me

You wish - more like me.

 

[Elritha]

Usually wake up to silence, or the odd time noise around the house. I rarely set any alarm as I tend to wake around the time I intend to get up.

 

[Shinigami357]

usually i wake up to my 7-month-old nephew either crying or shrieking in happiness. otherwise, i'd have a raging headache.

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

Morning wood.

From thinking of me

You wish - more like me.

Aww, hopes shot down

 

[Quanno]

Usually i wake up with fm radio...

Few days ago some friends slept at my house. When they woke me up they ripped some duct tape from my eyebrows and know i walk with 2 half eyebrows.

evening before i did that to one of them so i guess it's fair

 

[NeSchn]

The Verizon Wireless Default Ringtone

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Morning wood.

From thinking of me

Oh look, there it goes!

You wish - more like me. Crap, there it went. Thanks a lot.

 

[injected11]

This morning it was REEEEETH REEEEEETH REEEEEETH from my alarm clock. I only need 1 alarm, because I've learned to place it on the other end of the room, forcing me to get up to turn it off. The 2 alarms I owned before that were kept on my nightstand, and were thrown and smashed into the wall during what have must been the most rage-filled sleep ever.

Most days I wake up to silence, or a cat's paw in my nose (terrible way to start the day, I'm allergic). Silence is golden.

 

[Orsted]

The Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles ringtone on my phone, or one of my dogs leaping onto my bed.

 

[Gore]

wake up to a different bitch every day.

also android alarm.

 

[iFish]

on a school day it's my mom pulling my mattress off the bed .__.

 

[greyhound]

First alarm: Alarm clock radio set to an easy listening station.
Second alarm: Incremental beep
Third alarm: Phone set to alarm and vibrate.

I'm a heavy sleeper.

This is exactly what used to happen to me. I now put my alarm clock at the other side of the room, on Radio 1, at a ridiculous volume so I have to get up and turn it off.