All the stuff companies make you do before you can even play your own friggin' game. Take "Trials evolution gold edition"...one of my pickups on a steam sale. By itself, it's certainly a fun game. But here's what youtube DOESN'T show you...
me: hmm...this game looks fun. I'll play it.
me: *clicks on 'install' in steam and goes of while it's downloading and installing*
<later>
me: all right...let's play.
game: performing installation of directx
me: yeah...just like all other, and more recent, games that do exactly the same. It's okay. Go do your configuration thingy.
game: now downloading uplay...from the slowest server on the internet
me: eh? I bought this game on steam. And where are you installing the thing anyway (as it turns out: it's on my c-drive...which I want to keep to pretty much just the OS)
game: now installing uplay. See this progress bar? It'll install THAT slowly.
me: are you kidding me? This is a brand spanking new pc. why the hell is it going to take LONGER THAN THE FRIGGIN' INSTALLATION OF WINDOWS ITSELF???
game: I'm not telling you!!!
me: *sighs* *goes off to play some solitaire*
<later>
game: now click here.
me: jeez...finally...some action...
game: now updating uplay
me: are you kidding me? why the hell did you just (okay...20 minutes ago) download an outdated version of yourself? and what was all that "installing" thing, then?
<more time passes>
game: please log in with your uplay account...or register for free!
me: aw, FUCK! Just...you better be good, game. Or else...!
me: <registers...fiddles with mail...the whole thing>
game: you can now play trials evolution gold edition
me: am I supposed to say "thank you" right now?
game: now updating trials evolution gold edition
me: AAAARGH!!!!
I don't get it. I really don't. The game itself is something typically to play when you've got a few mates over and you're all drunk as hell and want to have a laugh. It's kind of like CLOP but with better graphics. It's fun and hilarious at times*...but all that shit surrounding it really messes it up (I played it yesterday for the second time...it AGAIN needed a lengthy download for no reason whatsoever). Oh, and if you idle too long, you're no longer connected to the server and your COMPLETELY SINGLE PLAYER EXPERIENCE can't save the medals you've earned anymore.
*I don't often hate the character I'm playing because he's a complete dolt, but this one is a noticeable exception. At least the programmers feel the same way and humiliate or downright kill your character at the end of each course.