What do I get my mother for bday?

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  1. Drink the Bleach
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    Drink the Bleach This New Member died on Sep 10, 2014

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    Also what should I get sis?

    Spending limit $100 each. I'm a tech-giver so no towels with birds on them.
     
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    Are they tech-takers?

    Because there's really no point getting them something techy if they're not going to be interested.
    If they're not particularly techy, then why not step outside your comfort zone and think hard about what they enjoy rather than something you like to spend money on.

    Are they close and are the dates close together? $200 could probably buy a pretty awesome day out - go karting, theatre, tickets to see a band etc... Or treat them to a plush meal out somewhere?


    By the way - I'd go for ducks over run-of-the-mill birds, when it comes to towles.
     
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    my dad works for nintendo.
    stop the madness, can't you see he is saying "i want to buy something for my me disguissed as mom present"
    this is the old trick: mom here is a nice gift, mom opens and doesnt use the gift, now son does have a new present to his enjoyment


    buy her groceries or something like that, i did get really happy when someone gave me a cereal box on Christmas


    and by the way this is EoF so... INB4 there are "techy" vibrators, buy her that one which connects to a mp3 player
     
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    I know what I want all the time always and I'm not afraid to buy for myself. I just bought a GBA just to take up desk-drawer space. I've looked really hard into getting a Hitachi Magic Wand, famous for being s sex toy, for a reason like tying it to my 3DS's just for play coins.

    And I give techy because they seem to be jealous of my stuff. But im interested in other suggestions.
     
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    my dad works for nintendo.
    must continue EoF

    yo momma so fat you bought her a wii fit (this joke didn't have a good ending...)

    how bout a wii? if you dont have one...

    come on, moms are not into techy stuff thats universal law, just like gravity... :C

    or just get her a 100 ducks facebook machine (tablet or phone)

    or if she is a cool funny and playful person, and you have a good relationship with her, go on COD wait until someone says "i ate your mom last night" and ask her to answer to taht in funny ways... (aka spend a great day with your moma)

    I JUST REMEMBER SOMETHING buy her a foot massager, they are tiny tubs where you put your feet on it and they massage with water, so good...
     
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    She probably already has plenty of towels (unless she's not froody enough to know where her towel is), so rather than getting her towels with birds put all over them, why not just give her birds to put (and defecate) all over her towels?

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    he really does sit (and shit) on her towels btw
     
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    She only plays outdated mmo's and facebook games. She won't play anything with a learning curve greater than pacman. She paid $10 for Castle of Illusion, and quit after the 2nd level because level 2 introduced pits. And if you try and show her how to play a game, she looks away, walks away, and says she's never playing it again. She is one of the shittiest, most stubborn people I've known and half of me wants to drive a steak through her, but I feel like an asshole for not giving er anything so i have to buy something out of guilt
     
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    Has 6 birds (down from 9). Shits everywhere.
     
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    my dad works for nintendo.

    are you sure you want to do this? a "who's the biggest closedminded mom's competition" ?

    my mom don't even try touch a mouse\keyboard when i was a kid and tried to teach her she simple says "me? i have more important things to do"

    when i was a kid, it was the same story of "video games make you violent"

    watch a ctr tv for 4+ hours? ok, no problem
    computer more than 1 hour? OMG GET OUT FROM IT, IT HAS RADIATION

    1 week ago my mom's friend come over and asked if she had facebook, (such mistake) 2 hours speech about people can't live without phones and she saw in the news people walk looking at the phone, and it gives cancer etc...

    your turn!
     
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    I've seen enough Archer to know where this is going no thank you.
     
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    A large dildo.

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    Thats what I already got for your dad.
    He's going to love it more than he ever loved you. :'[
     
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    A nice necklace, possibly flowers if you have some leftover.
     
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    So? Now your mom can enjoy a dildo too!
     
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    Anyone know of a similar product to this but works for android?