What did you wank to today? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Dorimori]

Victoria Secrets having a 50% off bra sale.... Too bad I like bras 100% off.

I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby trap.

I'll get your pants 100% off. I'm a good negotiator.

 

[EarlAB]

Oh, my fuck.
@MarcusD

Do I get another spot in your signature? lol

--------------------- MERGED ---------------------------

What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?
A piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye!

I only trust people who like big butts......They cannot lie.

What was the movie "Superbad" originally about?
A heart-warming tale about Kim Kardashian's ass!

How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck?
When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them

What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Piccassole

According to Apple, what is the leading cause of iPhones overheating?
Downloading images of Jen Selter's booty!

If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have?
Three feet of my cock up your ass.

What do you take when your butt hurts?
Assprin

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.

Why do men like big tits and a tight ass?
Because they've got big mouths and little dicks.

What is the definition of Confidence?
When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next Baby... !"

 

[Dorimori]

Do I get another spot in your signature? lol

--------------------- MERGED ---------------------------

What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?
A piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye!

I only trust people who like big butts......They cannot lie.

What was the movie "Superbad" originally about?
A heart-warming tale about Kim Kardashian's ass!

How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck?
When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them

What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Piccassole

According to Apple, what is the leading cause of iPhones overheating?
Downloading images of Jen Selter's booty!

If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have?
Three feet of my cock up your ass.

What do you take when your butt hurts?
Assprin

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.

Why do men like big tits and a tight ass?
Because they've got big mouths and little dicks.

What is the definition of Confidence?
When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next Baby... !"

no

 

[Touko White]

I actually have a red mark on my dick where I've fapped too much...
Fucking hurts.

@EarlAB help

 

[EarlAB]

I actually have a red mark on my dick where I've fapped too much...
Fucking hurts.

@EarlAB help

Don't fap for a few days. Apply lotion if necessary, but JUST DO NOT FUCKING FAP.
IT WILL HURT LIKE A FUCKING BITCH.

Also, if you get anything in that little hole at the end of that thar timber, it hurts even more.
So don't get body wash in there.

 

[Touko White]

Don't fap for a few days. Apply lotion if necessary, but JUST DO NOT FUCKING FAP.
IT WILL HURT LIKE A FUCKING BITCH.

Also, if you get anything in that little hole at the end of that thar timber, it hurts even more.
So don't get body wash in there.

Thanks for the tips.
I just had a wash lol.

^^

 

[EarlAB]

This was fucking awkward.

 

[joyoshi]

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NO

 

[MsMidnight]

NO

Yes

 

[Jao Chu]

Nothing.

Proud member of #NoWanks here

 

[smileyhead]

Nothing.

Proud member of #NoWanks here

@MarcusD would be proud.

 

[Sono]

Nothing.

Proud member of #NoWanks here

 

[Alkéryn]

The real question is not what but how many

 

[smileyhead]

The real question is not what but how many

I like your attitude.