What did you wank to today? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[EarlAB]

It didn't.
I didn't even fap to it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I did.

 

[smileyhead]

I did.

 

[Touko White]

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I'm tired leave my eyes alone mate

 

[smileyhead]

I'm tired leave my eyes alone mate

Sorry...

 

[EarlAB]

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I should find some more videos like that one though.
I remember seeing a website that was primarily fake rape videos, but can't find it anymore.
If anyone has an idea, feel free to PM the link. :3

 

[Touko White]

Sorry...

That looks kinda cool you know. Fun.

 

[Dorimori]

Sorry...

fuck you

I should find some more videos like that one though.
I remember seeing a website that was primarily fake rape videos, but can't find it anymore.
If anyone has an idea, feel free to PM the link. :3

3DSPerm?

 

[EarlAB]

Nah, it was like rape.com or something. It now redirects to RAINN.
Perhaps those were videos of actual rape after all...

 

[smileyhead]

That looks kinda cool you know. Fun.

:^)

fuck you

3DSPerm?

 

[EarlAB]

That looks kinda cool you know. Fun.

I can show you a good time you transgender fuck.

 

[smileyhead]

I can show you a good time you transgender fuck.

You're going in my signature. NOW.

 

[EarlAB]

You're going in my signature. NOW.

Yayyyyy!!!

 

[smileyhead]

Done. It's in Magnificent Quotes.

 

[Dorimori]

Can I be in the magnificent quotes?

 

[smileyhead]

Can I be in the magnificent quotes?

If you have something quoteworthy.

 

[Dorimori]

If you have something quoteworthy.

Am I not good enough for you, you hungarian fuck

 

[EarlAB]

Q: Two potatos are standing on a corner, how can you tell which one is a prostitute?
A: The one that says IDAHO!

Q: How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.

Mom: If a boy touches your boobs, say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop".
Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop"

Q: What's a porn star's favorite drink?
A: 7 Up in cider.

Q: Did you hear about the man who was arrested for having sex with a horse?
A: In his defence he claimed it was a stable relationship.

Q: What can a girl put behind her ears to make her sexy?
A: Her knees.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: A 10 foot cock that wants to touch someone.

Q: What kind of sex do pizza delivery boys have?
A: Deep dish.

 

[Dorimori]

Q: Two potatos are standing on a corner, how can you tell which one is a prostitute?
A: The one that says IDAHO!

Q: How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.

Mom: If a boy touches your boobs, say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop".
Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop"

Q: What's a porn star's favorite drink?
A: 7 Up in cider.

Q: Did you hear about the man who was arrested for having sex with a horse?
A: In his defence he claimed it was a stable relationship.

Q: What can a girl put behind her ears to make her sexy?
A: Her knees.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: A 10 foot cock that wants to touch someone.

Q: What kind of sex do pizza delivery boys have?
A: Deep dish.

wow! that's as funny as that pizza I had earlier!

it wasn't funny at all

(i still love you)

 

[EarlAB]

Victoria Secrets having a 50% off bra sale.... Too bad I like bras 100% off.

I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby trap.

 

[smileyhead]

Victoria Secrets having a 50% off bra sale.... Too bad I like bras 100% off.

I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby trap.

Oh, my fuck.