What are your funniest fails

[tehnoobshow]

I made this topic to compile everyone's funniest failures and so that we make all make fun of them and vice versa and find ways
to cheer you up.

Whether it be falling on your face in front of the girl you like or maybe you tripped going up the stairs and a teacher or someone you know shouted epic fail and you felt really embarrassed.

Have fun and dont be shy

thanks

 

[LeoSan]

It's "failures" not "fails"

 

[tehnoobshow]

It's "failures" not "fails"

soz

 

[tehnoobshow]

by fails i didn't just mean getting hit in the face by a football....but also failures

 

[jargus]

 

[SixtySixHundred]

Oh, man. I can't believe I'm gonna share this, but...

When I was a hormonally charged teenager, I was on my school bus, showing off to my friends. We saw this really good-looking girl and I decided to obnoxiously shout at her.

I said, "Wooo, come and sit on my face!"

She replied, "Why? Is your nose bigger than your cock?"

The whole bus erupted with laughter! I learned a valuable lesson that day and I've never done anything like it since!

 

[Juanmatron]

 

[tehnoobshow]

Oh, man. I can't believe I'm gonna share this, but...

When I was a hormonally charged teenager, I was on my school bus, showing off to my friends. We saw this really good-looking girl and I decided to obnoxiously shout at her.

I said, "Wooo, come and sit on my face!"

She replied, "Why? Is your nose bigger than your cock?"

The whole bus erupted with laughter! I learned a valuable lesson that day and I've never done anything like it since!

lol i just laughed so hard i accidentally woke up my baby brother

 

[tehnoobshow]

lol what a fail

 

[Paarish]

I fell down the stairs once twice several times on the same day....

 

[tehnoobshow]

I fell down the stairs once twice several times on the same day....

lol how?

 

[ProtoKun7]

I fell down the stairs once twice several times on the same day....

lol how?

By putting one foot in front of itself.

 

[The Catboy]

I fell up the stairs at school quite a few times

 

[smash_brew]

Oh, man. I can't believe I'm gonna share this, but...

When I was a hormonally charged teenager, I was on my school bus, showing off to my friends. We saw this really good-looking girl and I decided to obnoxiously shout at her.

I said, "Wooo, come and sit on my face!"

She replied, "Why? Is your nose bigger than your cock?"

The whole bus erupted with laughter! I learned a valuable lesson that day and I've never done anything like it since!

That made my day. thats some funny shit.

 

[Paarish]

I fell down the stairs once twice several times on the same day....

lol how?

walking up the stairs... fell down... walking up stairs... fell down... [this goes on for a bit] walking up stairs... yay made it! *throws up*

 

[tehnoobshow]

i lol'd

 

[kevan]

Once when going for a shower, i walked into the toiletroom and almost stepped in and flushed.

 

[tehnoobshow]

lol u were probably still half asleep

 

[Sterling]

Me and a few other co-workers were messing around. One of them likes to throw ice at me, so I got her back by tossing one down the face of her shirt (into her shirt), and she made a motion to grab me. So I bolted in the opposite direction. Now we have a place to wash our hands, it has a door like the medicine cabinet above your sink. The door comes open quite a bit. As I ran I smacked my forehead into the door. The ironic thing is that I have done this once before, but I actually broke it that time.

 

[tehnoobshow]

hehehe...a fail of epic proportions