What are you getting you significant other for Valentines Day?

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In replying to this thread I shall pretend to have a girlfriend.

We cooked and ate dinner together (more romantic than giving into commercialised bullshit), cuddled up on the couch and talked for a while, sang along with some songs on Youtube then we fucked.

But in reality I spent the day gaming.
 
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I got my girlfriend some flowers the 13th. Partially to dodge a Valentine day rush, partially because I believe more in celebrating us being together (we got together on a 13th).
Yesterday, I skipped karate class and just spoiled her instead.

I checked this thread because I've been thinking something about this day. I mean...it's supposedly being about lovers, but thus far I haven't come across even a single woman who bought something for her husband/lover that he might have enjoyed. And while that observation is probably (hopefully) just being my point of view, I can't shake the idea that the day is mostly about getting men to feel insecure about their relationships so they'll throw money at it in the form of presents to make it go away. I've honestly yet to see the first woman even do anything on this day but say "thank you for the present(s)".
 
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