What a wanker...

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Dec 23, 2011

What a wanker... by Domination at 10:39 AM (615 Views / 0 Likes) 18 replies

  1. Domination
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    Not sure if repost, but:

    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Still cool.
     
  2. Bladexdsl

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    guy needs to get fucked LITTERLY :lol:
     
  3. shlong

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    What. The. Fuck.
     
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    This is probably the most disfunctional relationship I've ever seen. This woman needs to see a gynecologist and a sexuologist, it's likely that she has hormonal issues if she is not sexually attracted to her partner in any way and does not draw pleasure from intercourse - this can be fixed. The guy should also see a specialist because it's generally conscidered unacceptable to casually masturbate infront of a TV while your partner sews dresses. Treating the process as casually as switching TV channels is beyond me and I cannot understand why his girl simply "accepts" that, I'd say she's an enabler.
     
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  5. raulpica

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    He needs to get fucked from trash?

    (litterly... you get it? :creep:)
     
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    I see what you did thar.

    I can't even begin to imagine how this guy's life looks like on a daily basis. What, his girlfriend walks in, sees him on the settie jacking off to some porn and asks him: "Sup? Whatcha up to?" and the guy responds "Oh, I'm not doing much. I'm just jackin' off, watching some girl rub her clit on the big screen. Hey, got any natchos? It's been an hour or so, I'm peckish. Oh, and get me a soda too, I can't exactly walk around with a boner like this one". Absolutely insane, where is the jealousy, where's the intimate connection? And how is such a relationship even pleasureful?

    I'd rather go solo than be with someone who doesn't have any desire towards me. It's not even funny - it's sad. I feel for those people, they're lonely in a relationship.
     
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  7. rastsan

    Member rastsan 8 baller, Death Wizard

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    what 9 something hours thats it...
    sh-t i have lasted longer casually for years....

    now I get to look up if there is money from winning this competition...
     
  8. FireGrey

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    But is he good in bed :creep:
     
  9. Foxi4

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    Supposedly it's the satisfaction of winning (or losing, same difference) that makes it worth trying.
     
  10. rastsan

    Member rastsan 8 baller, Death Wizard

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    no looked it up there is no money and open to japanese and not really a real contest just some tourist crap...
     
  11. Foxi4

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    That's some handy knowledge, thanks.
     
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  12. Domination
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    i c wut u did thur :creep:
     
  13. rastsan

    Member rastsan 8 baller, Death Wizard

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    I don't know about you but jerkin it in front of tourists to bring in tourists and for some record (that guiness ignores) is kinda lame...
     
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    /speechless
     
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    That cat wanted to play :creep:
     
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    See? He gets pussy too :P
     
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    This made me sick...
    Luckily i just woke up, or else
     
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    Someone had to say it
     
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