What a wanker...

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Domination, Dec 23, 2011.

  1. Domination
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    Domination GBAtemp Psycho!

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    Not sure if repost, but:

    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Still cool.
     
  2. Bladexdsl

    Bladexdsl ZOMG my posts...it's over 9000!!!

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    guy needs to get fucked LITTERLY :lol:
     
  3. shlong

    shlong in memoriam of gravitas

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    What. The. Fuck.
     
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  4. Foxi4

    Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    This is probably the most disfunctional relationship I've ever seen. This woman needs to see a gynecologist and a sexuologist, it's likely that she has hormonal issues if she is not sexually attracted to her partner in any way and does not draw pleasure from intercourse - this can be fixed. The guy should also see a specialist because it's generally conscidered unacceptable to casually masturbate infront of a TV while your partner sews dresses. Treating the process as casually as switching TV channels is beyond me and I cannot understand why his girl simply "accepts" that, I'd say she's an enabler.
     
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  5. raulpica

    raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

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    He needs to get fucked from trash?

    (litterly... you get it? :creep:)
     
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  6. Foxi4

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    I see what you did thar.

    I can't even begin to imagine how this guy's life looks like on a daily basis. What, his girlfriend walks in, sees him on the settie jacking off to some porn and asks him: "Sup? Whatcha up to?" and the guy responds "Oh, I'm not doing much. I'm just jackin' off, watching some girl rub her clit on the big screen. Hey, got any natchos? It's been an hour or so, I'm peckish. Oh, and get me a soda too, I can't exactly walk around with a boner like this one". Absolutely insane, where is the jealousy, where's the intimate connection? And how is such a relationship even pleasureful?

    I'd rather go solo than be with someone who doesn't have any desire towards me. It's not even funny - it's sad. I feel for those people, they're lonely in a relationship.
     
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  7. rastsan

    rastsan 8 baller, Death Wizard,

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    what 9 something hours thats it...
    sh-t i have lasted longer casually for years....

    now I get to look up if there is money from winning this competition...
     
  8. FireGrey

    FireGrey Undercover Admin

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    But is he good in bed :creep:
     
  9. Foxi4

    Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    Supposedly it's the satisfaction of winning (or losing, same difference) that makes it worth trying.
     
  10. rastsan

    rastsan 8 baller, Death Wizard,

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    no looked it up there is no money and open to japanese and not really a real contest just some tourist crap...
     
  11. Foxi4

    Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    That's some handy knowledge, thanks.
     
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  12. Domination
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    Domination GBAtemp Psycho!

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    i c wut u did thur :creep:
     
  13. rastsan

    rastsan 8 baller, Death Wizard,

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    I don't know about you but jerkin it in front of tourists to bring in tourists and for some record (that guiness ignores) is kinda lame...
     
  14. tigris

    tigris Sentient Existential Anthropomorphic Sweet Potato

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    /speechless
     
  15. prowler

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    Japan.
     
  16. Langin

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    That cat wanted to play :creep:
     
  17. RiderLeangle

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    See? He gets pussy too :P
     
  18. jarejare3

    jarejare3 PROFILE CHANGE!

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    This made me sick...
    Luckily i just woke up, or else
     
  19. RiderLeangle

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    Someone had to say it
     
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