Well, I just saw the new Transformers.

[luke_c]

I digged that movie, there was waaaaaay waaay waaay too much carnage and destruction though, if you looked away for a moment, twenty more decepticons probobly would already have died x.x

 

[Veho]

People who mention "robot heaven" and claim Shia Le Boof was dead but came back to life make me cringe. People who go on use that interpretation of the film as "proof" it's "bad" are idiots.

(I'll gladly elaborate on this point at some later point in time, if you wish. Tomorrow. I'm too drunk to wax eloquently on such subjects (i.e. bullshit) at the moment.)

 

[MissingNo._]

I like the two Ice Cream car robots. They're awesome!

 

[shinnyuuya]

i can't wait for next movie

. i know it's not over yet

 

[Westside]

Everything is giant in a transformers film:
-The robots.
-The scenery
-Megan fox's tits

In the end it was worth it, because the film is half the price of a lap dance.

 

[Eternal Myst]

Movie was perfect, but megan fox is overrated, and wearing a mask of makeup.

 

[ojsinnerz.]

OMG, IT'S WESTSIDE!

On-topic: I've yet to watch the movie. I'll get to it eventually, but I don't have high expectations, which would increase my enjoyment of the movie.

 

[benjaminlibl]

If you HAVE to, please watch the first one instead. That is, of course, if you haven't watched it already.

 

[jazvdb]

If you think this movie is good,, you've got to see 1, its hella better

 

[Deadmon]

Transformers 2 did fall short of my expectations...it was basically tied or did a bit worse than 1 in my opinion.

Good thing Optimus's badassary made up for all the retarded jokes and wasted time "running"

 

[GenesisX]

This was inevitable due to the fact that SEQUELS ALWAYS SUCK. Overall, they just added a completely new storyline to the movie.

 

[Toni Plutonij]

This was inevitable due to the fact that SEQUELS ALWAYS SUCK. Overall, they just added a completely new storyline to the movie.

Godfather 2, Terminator 2, Aliens etc.

Not always..

 

[Mei-o]

It was bad, forced 'mature' jokes, a truckload of MegannotprettyFox and it made NOSENSEATALL!

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Transformers 2 is best described as this:

Optimus is like "Sam, I left out something utterly and completely important to tell you in the first movie and now the Earth is doomed... again, unless you save it... again"

*lots of special effects orgy and slow motion battles*

Optimus gets his ass kicked and dies. WOW WHAT A PLOT TWIST. That was sarcasm, if you didn't notice. Of course there's NO possible way to bring him back...

*sad scene, special effects, etc*

Sam is like "How the fuck did we end up in Egypt? How the fuck do they build a giant sun destroying device in a pyramid?"

*Megan Fox acts hot, runs a lot, boobs jiggle*

Sam is about to die, but of course gets brought back to life in a cheesy, melodramatic moment.

Optimus comes back to life. HOW COULD WE EXPECT THAT??? Again, sarcasm.

*Old robot rips heart out, Optimus somehow becomes 100x more powerful*

*lots of special orgy and slow motion battles*

Yay! We saved the Earth... Again. This means Earth will be safe... For now.

*third installment gets made*

 

[Deleted-119707]

ive not seen this yet. i might go see it for the pigeon/chicken in the sphinx and laugh at how much the film failed.
ive not been to a cinema in a while,been busyXD

 

[toh_yxes]

i saw the most disgusting thing while watching this movie. some guy was at the back wanking. i am scarred for life. fuck.

fuck you megan fox.

 

[Nonuser]

haha everything about transformers was so so so bad. minus megan fox obv.

 

[FluffyLunamoth]

Best parts of the movie:
-Optimus vs Starscream, Megatron, and someone else and only losing because Megatron is a literal backstabber.
-The goat(I lol'd hard when I saw it.)
-Optimus saying "Give me your face!" made me lol even harder
-Jetfire. Nuff said. Old Jetfire = Awesomely hilarious(Get's half his chest ripped out, and only says "I'm getting to old for this...")

Oh, and the robot decepticon girl was funny. As were Mudflap and his brother.

 

[Shakraka]

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[FluffyLunamoth]

ADding to my other post...

I want to see Optimus mount The Fallen's face on a plaque with a label saying "I told you to give me your face. And you gave."