Welcome to "i want to die virgin" club!

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Alex4U, Feb 10, 2017.

  1. Alex4U
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    Alex4U The worst person you'll meet.

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    Sit down, and drink poison alcohol! post your stupid and silly reasons why do you want to die virgin!

    I want to die virgin because there is no girls with hot penis :(
     
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  2. hobbledehoy899

    hobbledehoy899 Conniption Master

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    I want to die virgin because I can't fuck myself :(
     
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  3. x65943

    x65943 Resident Greekaboo, Amateur Dog Father

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    If I'm not a virgin, can I still join the "die a virgin" club?
     
  4. VinsCool

    VinsCool Delusional

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    Shiet, already too late.
     
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  5. Alkéryn

    Alkéryn Master of cookies ~

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    I want to die virgin because there is never any girl i'm attracted to xD
     
  6. GhostLatte

    GhostLatte Yet Another Shitposter

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    Who said it had to be a girl? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
  7. Alkéryn

    Alkéryn Master of cookies ~

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    My penis, that might be convenient to be Bisexual but whenever i see a guy i have an anti boner ^^ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
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  8. rastsan

    rastsan 8 baller, Death Wizard,

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    actually with certain kits you can make a copy of your junk and do just that. I am not kidding. for girls and for guys.

    as to the orig post there are somethings I will always and forever NEVER TRY. Thus staying virgin in those territories....
    Footing, blood, bottle, animals(not furries actual animlas), and certain other things will stay on my NOT EVER Happening list...
    Proud to be a virgin in those areas... For people who read this looking for guidance and answers please take this as a not serious thread. There are people you can talk to if you have issues and you should never be scared to talk about it.
     
  9. Master Dimentio

    Master Dimentio The Pleaser Of Crowds

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    I want to die a virgin because I'm physicaly incapable of reproducing.

    Also STDs suck.