Watch PornHub videos in the N3DS browser!

Discussion in '3DS - Tutorials' started by Ryccardo, Nov 14, 2018.

  1. Ryccardo
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    (For those that didn't point and laugh at the title before clicking, the idea of using a 3DS to watch adult movies was a semiserious meme that boomed, for short durations, a couple of times during the 9.2 menuhax/A9LH days; it did result in a couple of troll homebrews, however the instructions that follow are 100% factual - as of today, at least!)

    (It is also applicable to a fair number of mainstream video hosts - the service I recommend is probably just a web frontend for youtube-dl)

    1. Find desired video's webpage. Observe how the player silently fails to load.
    2. Press start, and go to the address bar. Copy the URL.
    3. Go to savido.net. As of today, the website features a red-coloured header, with a TINY textbox and a yellow "Download" button. Paste the address into that box (chances are no characters will be visible). Click Download.
    4. Wait a couple of seconds for the ads to load (which will shuffle the layout around).
    5. A table of resolutions appears. Click on the 240p (or nearest) option.
    6. Enjoy your movie! Wii remote jacket is supported for enhanced comfort. NB: Do not try to use this with either the Wii Zapper or Wii Wheel peripherals. Injury may result from use. wait that's for the wrong console

    Disclaimer: I do not have any financial interest in Savido.net - in fact I just thought of writing this guide because a friend of mine asked if it was possible to watch Pornhub on a 3DS, and I love doing obscure things for the sake of doing them!
     
  2. Der_Blockbuster

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    But can I watch 3d porn?
     
  3. MythicalData

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    lmao stereoscopic video can be used with 3ds 3d filters (tried spy kids movie but it was meh)
     
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    Ryccardo außer Tiernahrung

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    @MythicalData is right, side-by-side videos (as well as the red/blue glasses kind) can be played in the N3DS browser as actual 3D :)
     
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  5. MythicalData

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    Could I use this on a switch wih netfliix and switchbru dns?
     
  6. Ryccardo
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    If that browser supports a direct link to a video (in whatever format it may be, although H264 in the MP4 container is still widely offered), why not?
     
  7. CORE

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    Porn on 3DS are you Nuts pun intended , You go Blind.
     
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    Will try and post back
     
  9. Ricken

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    Bookmarking, thanks
     
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    I guess this is... Neat. But... Whhhhy? Your hard on would be dead by the time you do all these steps. Just saying!
     
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    I imagine you guys have messed around with Face Raiders lol
     
  12. MythicalData

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    Doesn't seem to work with netflix and I tried some of the anime/movie sites and no go, but it does work on the switch
     
  13. gman666

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    What did I just read? Apparently, 1% of all game console traffic for porn sites comes from 3ds users.
     
  14. CORE

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    They would rather play with their balls than pokeballs :wink:
     
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    Finally my kid can play Pokemon, Kirby and watch Hentai.
     
  17. linuxares

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    The 3DS is the perfect system!
     
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    *Blizzard employee here* Don't you guys have phones??
     
  19. Viri

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    Warning: Spoilers inside!
    Yuh, consoles are used for porn quite often. Also, I will never not laugh at the Wii's number 8.
     
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    DUDE, iTS NO NUT NOVEMBER!
     
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  21. ThoD

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    The Wii crowd seems to be the only one with some actual taste:P

    PS: Is it just me or is this thread literally borderline EoF?:unsure:
     
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