... (WARNING EXCESSIVE SWEARING)

[Scorpin200]

better hope your parents don't read this site or else you ass is grass.

 

[crkdshad]

Pics or it didn't happen

j/k though, that sucks.

 

[lagman]

too much cussing from a 13 year old... =\

I just needed to vent my frustration, and didn't feel like making a livejournal.com account.

mood : fckd!

I hope he pay for everything!

 

[[M]artin]

Luckily for us, the kitchen only got one big dark spot around the top of the stove.

Anyone have a way to get rid of the smell or know when it will be gone?

lol, all I do's is open all windows & doors, turn on all the fans in the house, and spray fruity smelling shit all overs.

 

[Orc]

Well other than the fact that you should baaawwwwww, go listen to Linken Park and be under-aged banned from 4chan,
just make sure he pays for what he did and make it a point to emphasize on how stupid he is.
Usually I vent out on a bottle of Vodka and Pocari and pretend I'm a pirate in public.

 

[Linkiboy]

better hope your parents don't read this site or else you ass is grass.

Even if they did, they are Russian and barely speak english, and wouldn't understand anything

 

[Orc]

And they say the first born is scientifically smarter than second third born etc.

Well this proves that:
In Soviet Russia, second born, third born, etc is smarter than first born.

 

[Destructobot]

One time when I was hanging out at my friend's apartment, he was going to cook something so he put a skillet on the stove, poured in some oil, and turned it on. Being a lovely combination of stupid and stoned, he left it on the burner and walked off into the other room.

Naturally, the oil caught fire.

His roommate found the burning pan and told us it was on fire. Being both stoned, and really incredibly stupid, the roommate picked it up and swirled the burning oil around, spilling it on his arm and his shirt, simultaneously burning himself very badly and setting himself on fire.

The two of them managed to extinguish his shirt and the pan without burning the building down, but Mr. Stupid Roommate had fried (literally) a patch of his upper arm about 2 inches wide and 3 inches long, as well as several smaller bits.


This happened on an electric stove. You don't need an open flame, or any other ignition source, once oil gets hot enough it will burst into flames by itself.

 

[dsbomb]

So ... in Soviet Russia, French Fries cook you!

 

[deathfisaro]

I thought pot full of oil was the right way to fry things? At least I've had only one case of fire during like 6-7 years of frying nugget in pot full of oil, from gas stove.

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For some reason, Fire Department near my place handed out 2 fire extinguishers per household. We placed them one in the bedroom and one in the dining room. Not so many days after that this incident happened. As soon as the pot started casting Fireball and Inferno to nearby kitchenwares, I killed it with a fire extinguisher and that was a truly genius move. I had to call a part time maid, spent 3 days cleaning up the mess. And kitchen smelled like fire extinguisher material for at least a month.

 

[nintendofreak]

Dood that sucks

Thats happened to us before, accidentally though, we had a *shallow* amount on the stove hot (to make french fries at home ) and slashed some water in by accident. I always get burned like that.

 

[FAST6191]

Oil wise I have made an impromptu skating rink doing the density experiment (golden syrup, oil, water, grape, lego brick, marble) and there was a nice (small and contained) fire when I was quenching some washers the other week but this trumps that by far.

I have no comment that can really be made and be meaningful other than hope you get things sorted.

 

[Dirtie]

And they say the first born is scientifically smarter than second third born etc.

But it's true

 

[pikachucrackpipe]

kick your brother in the balls

 

[Extreme Coder]

LOL, you should pwn your brother right now.

I remember having my (7-yr-old at the time) sister play with a candle, and throw it in a garbage bin full of paper. It was nice to see a burning trash can

What was funny was that my sister went to the kitchen and brought a bottle of oil and poured it into the burning bin

It was a beatiful sight seeing a trash can with a fire that high

 

[Salamantis]

Dude, tell your bro WTF. Seriously, what the fuck? Setting a pot full of freaking OIL on a stove? After a high school career in chemistry? Did he sleep in class all the time? WTF? He is messed up. I feel sorry for you to have endure all that, and the smell of burning plastic makes me throw up, thnx2gawd I wasn't there.

P.S.- A little off-topic, but once I saw a bottle of oil while camping and mistook it for apple juice. You can guess the rest :/

 

[iTech]

He was an idiot, and wanted to make "French Fries". Of course, he first consulted the "internet" before doing this. So you know what he does? He fills a pot full with oil. and sets it on the stove. Sets a FUCKING POT OF OIL ON A FUCKING OPEN STOVE.

Inevitably, the pot sets on fire. He said he used water to try to put it out. Thats right you read right. Water.

If the pot caught fire, your brother *is* an idiot. But atleast his trying to make french fries in a pot on a stove made up for it.
I have being cooking for myself since age 13, and I eat fries every day. I'm not fucking with you, I eat them every single motherfucking day. Why? Because I like 'em, I don't get fat and my cholesterol is in the negatives, and I'm partly Belgian. (Oh noes! I have revealed my secrat heritage!) As you probably don't know judging from the "Freedom Fries" fiasco, the French have as much to do with fries as soap has to do with my mom's anal bridge. The Belgians invented fries, not the French. There's no fries in France. None. I checked. Unfortunately most people believe Belgium is some city in a France. There are "fry shops" at every corner in any town in Belgium, and fries are the national food. (According to some politicians; Macacas are the national animal and "Raping Minors" is the national past-time)

So, when I tell you something about fries, you better believe it's right.
And I'm telling you I've being frying for more than a decade in pots, skillets and electric friers on both gas and electric stoves, and this shit has never happened to me before. How did you imagine making fries at home then? With a laser?
You take a pot, slap in some vegetable oil or lard, and put it on a stove. Slice some potato, and throw it in (I said throw!). That's it.
Offcourse, you don't have to wait untill Duke Forever is out before you toss in the fries - at a full flame a pot like this one here: http://www.cooking.com/images/products/shprodde/199520.jpg should take no longer than 10 minutes to fully heat up.
Put a piece of bread in the oil if you're just plain retarded and can't judge the passage of time - when it starts to bubble and fizzle, it's ok to throw in the fries. (remember: throw! violently!)
Also, when cooking oil overheats and catches flame, you don't wanna throw water on it to douse. Use a wet towel to kill the fire. Otherwise, your face will end up looking like that guy's from A Nightmare in Elmstreet (Johnny Depp)

You can fry the fries twice - a couple of minutes once, take 'em out to cool 'em down, then throw 'em back in (THROW!!).

Also, fries should be eaten with eighter mayonaise or tartare sauce. Anything else is proof that you have contracted Neurogay.
(Ketchup is for weenies!!)

 

[dg10050]

Step 1: Fill pot with oil.
Step 2: Throw in potatoes.
Step 3: Light open flame under pot of said flammable oil.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit!!!

Amirite?

 

[Linkiboy]

iTech, I have no idea where you came from or who you are, but I'll just say it here: I love every single of your fucking posts; they are as hilarious as hell.

 

[iTech]

^^

(I asked this girl nicely to have her picture taken for this Gif, just for you. She was about your age. And now, she will never grow older.)