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Jul 11, 2007
  1. Linkiboy
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    FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!

    As some of you may know I recently moved in to a new house. I have 2 siblings, a 3 month old brother and a 17 year old one. I am 13.

    Now, today my parents left to a mall, and I was upstairs in my room browsing GBAtemp, whereas my brother was in the kitchen, making hell knows what.

    He was an idiot, and wanted to make "French Fries". Of course, he first consulted the "internet" before doing this. So you know what he does? He fills a pot full with oil. and sets it on the stove. Sets a FUCKING POT OF OIL ON A FUCKING OPEN STOVE.

    Inevitably, the pot sets on fire. He said he used water to try to put it out. Thats right you read right. Water.

    Here is the real kicker though: He was in AP chemistry during his high school career. And apparently, he shouldn't get any credit for it.

    I JUST FUCKING FINISHED MIDDLE SCHOOL AND EVEN I KNOW THAT THAT WOULD SET THE FUCKING OIL ON FIRE!!!!!!!!

    Now the whole fucking house smells like burnt plastic, because apparently he melted a plastic serving spoon somehow. Except my room, it smells like "clean linen", because I had a bottle of it in my closet. It smells slightly better than burnt shit. Also, the whole fucking kitchen is ruined because of him, and we have to repaint it, which will take us well over a grand, its a huge kitchen.

    And my birthday is in 4 days. And my video card still hasn't arrived from newegg.

    So to conclude, my brother is a fucking douche and shouldn't be allowed to cook, or be near anything elecronic or with fire. And my video card still hasn't arrived.

    FUCK FUCK FUCK GODDAMMIT AAAAAGHHH

    I think even though I left the 666 post count, I'll keep te avatar. Who wants to make it a bit better?

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK..... [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     


  2. Linkiboy
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    THIS IS NOT A JOKE TOPIC, copypasta, bel-air, etc. THAT IS WHY IT IS NOT IN TESTING AREA.
     
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    heh.. a whole pot of cooking oil...

    we've got one of those deepfryer um...things.
    greasy as hell..

    oh well, sucks to hear it linki [​IMG]
     
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    Too bad.
    Hope your clothes won't smell like burning.

    =(

    Did you slap him?
     
  5. Linkiboy
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    I can't look at him without thinking "I'm related to this?!"
     
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    this just shows, you cant believe anything the internet says...especially how to cook
     
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    lol, ExplodingFrenchFries-Pwned.
     
  8. Linkiboy
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    Yes, I said "who gave you that advice, 4chan?"

    He replied "Starwars Galaxy forum"

    I walked away at that moment.
     
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    You should get a hold of the thread URL. Hell, you should register a username there just to report how the force WASN'T with his ass and how his french fries a'sploded.
     
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    i was just about to ask - did he seek advice from /b/?

    i guess starwars galaxy forum is better. /b/ would've figured out a way to kill him in the process.
     
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    lol

    i burnt rubber in my house once, and i regret doin it. i had 2 go hospital for 1 week cause the toxic fumes damaged my body.
     
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    The sad thing is he doesn't even know the people are/were making fun of him.
     
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    And they say the first born is scientifically smarter than second third born etc.
     
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    thats evil but who cares he deseves it linki

    my little brothers age 9 below aint stupid enough to do that
     
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    And as seja pointed out, maybe those fumes had a permanent effect [​IMG]
     
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    Wow. This is a lot like this story my mom always tells. When she was little, she was going to pop some popcorn in a pan, so she put the oil in a pan on a burner. Then a friend called her and she talked to her friend on the phone while the oil caught on fire.

    The whole house had a dark smoke stain on the ceiling and the tops of the walls. Before the oil fire, every single wall was white.

    So they had an insurance guy come out to estimate the damage. Their insurance covered repainting, and since there was no clear ending point for the smoke stains, they got the entire house painted for just the 100 dollar deductible.
     
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    Luckily for us, the kitchen only got one big dark spot around the top of the stove.

    Anyone have a way to get rid of the smell or know when it will be gone?
     
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    too much cussing from a 13 year old... =\
     
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    I just needed to vent my frustration, and didn't feel like making a livejournal.com account.
     

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