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[Tom Bombadildo]

Die Eier Von Satan

Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teeloffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze turkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teeloffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfunfzig Gramm gemahlene Nusse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
... und keine Eier

In eine Schussel geben
Butter einruhren
Gemahlene Nusse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten

Augenballgro?e Stucke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker walzen und
Sagt die Zauberworter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen und
KEINE EIER

Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen und
Keine Eier ..



EDIT: We here at GBAtemp DO NOT advocate the use of drugs.

You know, in case this is against the rules...

 

[Mindzpeed]

Could you help me? I got stuck at step 1 Btw, very GOOD and UNDERSTANDABLE recipe

 

[Hop2089]

Subs Where?

 

[s4mid4re]

Where do I get the eggs of Satan?

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

What, does no one listen to Tool? OR AM I BEING TROLLED

 

[Deleted-236924]

Make sure you use this banana.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Where do I get the eggs of Satan?

It's BALLS OF SATAN. Eier is slang for balls as well.

 

[Jennyfurr]

Where do I get the eggs of Satan?

It's BALLS OF SATAN. Eier is slang for balls as well.

cool.. cuz i dont like eggs.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Where do I get the eggs of Satan?

It's BALLS OF SATAN. Eier is slang for balls as well.

cool.. cuz i dont like eggs.

Well good! Cuz this recipe asks for NO EGGS.

 

[s4mid4re]

Where do I get the eggs of Satan?

It's BALLS OF SATAN. Eier is slang for balls as well.

I blame google translate.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

I am well aware of what Google Translate does. BECAUSE IT'S SLANG.

 

[Maverick Lunar X]

What, does no one listen to Tool? OR AM I BEING TROLLED

bitch please, I listened to tool before it was cool to listen to tool. [/elitistfag]

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

What, does no one listen to Tool? OR AM I BEING TROLLED

bitch please, I listened to tool before it was cool to listen to tool. [/elitistfag]

Oh good...yeah I started listening to them when I was...10 and I just recently bought their discography...SO I FIGURED HEY WHY NOT POST THIS BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY.

 

[Veho]

Warum haben die "Eier vom Satan" Kuchen keine, na du weißt, Eier? Ich meine, Eifreien Eier? Wie geht das überhaupt? :unsicher:

 

[Paarish]

Ich möchte Kekse essen
Aber kann ich nicht kochen gut

My German is awful :/

 

[Maverick Lunar X]

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Where do I get the eggs of Satan?

It's BALLS OF SATAN. Eier is slang for balls as well.

cool.. cuz i dont like eggs.

Well good! Cuz this recipe asks for NO EGGS.

Awww....but I like deviled eggs >_< *hides in a corner*