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  1. Tom Bombadildo
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    Die Eier Von Satan

    Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
    Ein Viertel Teeloffel Salz
    Eine Messerspitze turkisches Haschisch
    Ein halbes Pfund Butter
    Ein Teeloffel Vanillenzucker
    Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
    Einhundertfunfzig Gramm gemahlene Nusse
    Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
    ... und keine Eier

    In eine Schussel geben
    Butter einruhren
    Gemahlene Nusse zugeben und
    Den Teig verkneten

    Augenballgro?e Stucke vom Teig formen
    Im Staubzucker walzen und
    Sagt die Zauberworter
    Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

    Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
    Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen und
    KEINE EIER

    Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen und
    Keine Eier ..



    EDIT: We here at GBAtemp DO NOT advocate the use of drugs.

    You know, in case this is against the rules...
     
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  2. Mindzpeed

    Mindzpeed GBAtemp Regular

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    Could you help me? I got stuck at step 1 :( Btw, very GOOD and UNDERSTANDABLE recipe :yay:
     
  3. Hop2089

    Hop2089 Cute>Hot

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    Subs Where?
     
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  4. s4mid4re

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    Where do I get the eggs of Satan?
     
  5. Tom Bombadildo
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    What, does no one listen to Tool? OR AM I BEING TROLLED :(
     
  6. Ammako

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    Make sure you use this banana.
     
  7. Tom Bombadildo
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    It's BALLS OF SATAN. Eier is slang for balls as well.
     
  8. Jennyfurr

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    cool.. cuz i dont like eggs.
     
  9. Tom Bombadildo
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    Well good! Cuz this recipe asks for NO EGGS.
     
  10. s4mid4re

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    I blame google translate.
     
  11. Tom Bombadildo
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    I am well aware of what Google Translate does. BECAUSE IT'S SLANG.
     
  12. Maverick Lunar X

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    bitch please, I listened to tool before it was cool to listen to tool. [/elitistfag]
     
  13. Tom Bombadildo
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    Oh good...yeah I started listening to them when I was...10 and I just recently bought their discography...SO I FIGURED HEY WHY NOT POST THIS BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY.
     
  14. Veho

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    Warum haben die "Eier vom Satan" Kuchen keine, na du weißt, Eier? Ich meine, Eifreien Eier? Wie geht das überhaupt? :unsicher:
     
  15. Paarish

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    Ich möchte Kekse essen :wub:
    Aber kann ich nicht kochen gut :(

    My German is awful :/
     
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  17. ScarletCrystals

    ScarletCrystals Useless Bunny of Paradise

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    Awww....but I like deviled eggs >_< *hides in a corner*