Want a FREE Steam game? Time to draw!

Hey guys. Last day of the Steam sale here and I'm feeling generous. I'm gifting any game that's $15 USD or under of your choice to the winner of this thread. Just draw something that makes me laugh (must be fresh, original content) and if you're the one I choose, I'll gift the game to your Steam account / e-mail address. Contest expires by 11:30am CST tomorrow, Monday July 5th (World Clock). Gets to drawings!

NOTE: I'm favoring the comedic value of the work over the quality of the drawings, so if you don't feel confident in your drawing skills, YOU SHOULD STILL ENTER. ART KNOWLEDGE BE DAMNED!

NOTE TWO: Everyone has unlimited entries, so keep on drawing until your fingers fall off. Also, if I see content that has simply been copypasta'd over, that user is disqualified.

NOTE TRES: You can also choose a combination of multiple games that total out to $15 USD, if you so desire.

SUPER MEGA IMPORTANT NOTE FOUR: Everyone has unlimited entries, BUT INCLUDE IN YOUR FIRST ENTRY POST WHAT GAME / GAMES YOU WANT IF YOU WIN AND YOUR STEAMID AND E-MAIL ADDRESS ASSOCIATED WITH THE ACCOUNT (if you're not comfortable with posting this info, just PM it to me on GBAtemp ASAP) [SteamID is StuffNFluff22]. If you don't have a SteamID, you can download Steam for free at SteamPowered.com and create an account. If you don't want to do that at this time, I can simply e-mail it to you can you can set that up at a later date. If you don't have that and I choose you as the winner before the sale ends tomorrow, I'll have to pick someone else... V_V

NOTE FIVEISIMO: You guys know you don't have to use MSPaint, right? All graphics editing programs, scanned pencil and paper are welcome!

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If you need help choosing games -> Main Daily Deals for Final Day of Sale | Steam Hidden Sales (lesser known discounted titles)

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CONTEST IS CLOSED! WINNER INCOMING!

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So I decided to change my mine at the last minute and give out prizes to 3 people: 1st place, 2nd place, 3rd place and whatnot. Oh and then I changed my mind again and decided to give out a 4th prize too.

THIRD PLACE:



A tale of heartbreak, anger, and shitty gift cards. Truly "The Notebook" of our time. I lol'd, and for that, you Biocock Two'd.

SECOND PLACE:



Truer lines have never been shooped. Like a shaky hand and a paradox had a baby or some shit. I lmao'd. and for that, you Borderlands'd.

FIRST PLACE:



Since the day I was born, I've hated MSpaint assholes (P.S. you're not an asshole) that make the program look like it's actually useful. But I've loved masturbation jokes. I was torn. I rofl'd, and for that, you Left4Deaded2'd (for your friend Ultimaa, WHAT A GUY!).

HONORABLE MENTION:



Cute little doodle that caused me to sleep very little last night and wake up in a cold sweat this morning. I smile'd, and for that, you complimentaryRedFaction'd.

Also, I just want to say I went into this compo with the intention of only spending $15:



I came out spending a little over $40. I hate you guys. Stop drawing so funneh. ENJOY, MAH BEHBEHS!

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THANKS FOR DRAWING EVERYONE! DON'T PUT THAT PENCIL/PEN/TABLET DOWN, GO DRAW SOMETHING TODAY! EVERYDAY!​

 

I prefer you don't. The point of this competition is to spur on last-minute creativity, I wanna see brand shiny new stuff from your succulent brains! It'll probably come out funnier than edited old content anyway.

 

I suppose that's reasonable.

 

I always deliver. Holy shit is that ScuberSteve?!