Wanna test out this game?

[Zalda]

Hi,

I gotta test this game for my oldest brother.
He completely made it, and now its in the Beta period.
We are still searching for testers, preferable people who are in an other timezone then us ( we are in GMT +1 ).
So USA dudes, plz test it!

The game is completely text-based, and its in English.
Plz remember that this is the Beta period, and anything you do now, has nothing to do with the real game.
The game is atm still on a free server, but when its released it will be on a payed server

If you find any bugs, plz report it ASAP.

And if you register, plz play the game, and test it.
Otherwise dont register

The link is:

www.oc.exofire.net

Tnx in adv.

Zalda

 

[iTech]

You want us to not only download, but also register, beta-test and later on pay, for some stupid-ass text-based game I could whip up right now despite only having four brains (I had six, but two were lost due to sheer space insufficiency in my cranium)?

Here ya go;
CODE#include
#include
#include

void tupperwarez(char * a)
{
 Âint i;
 Âfor(i = 0; i < strlen(a); i++)
   Âa = toupper(a);
}

void main()
{
 Âchar in[666];
 Âunsigned char idx;
 Âchar *crap[] = {"Wow dude! Yo so cool!","iTech is the bestest!","My dick was naughty so I slapped it, then it fell off",
             Â"Thinking causes braincancer","Penile implants are wrong!","Buttfucking anus is for dicks!",
              "Shitholes are a good place to store dimes","Meh"};

  idx = 0;
  while(1)
  {
    printf("%s??! %s",crap[idx]);
    gets(in); tupperwarez(in);
    if(strcmp(in,"I HAVE GAY") == 0 || strcmp(in,"I ATE A CHILDRENS") == 0 || strcmp(in,"MY PENIS HAS SPOTS THAT ITCH") == 0)
      Âputs("Me too lol!\n");
    idx++;
    if(idx == 7) idx = 0;
    if(in[0] == toupper('x')) break;
  }
  puts("Gay Over!");
}

Now pay me, or I'll be forced to suck all that shit out of your brain again!

 

[HBK]

LMAO.

Now THAT'S cool. xD

 

[Satangel]

Cmon, its not that bad

Been testing a while, good game, some bugs, but its only beta periode

Nice game, congratz to the maker!

 

[Dirtie]

iTech, I know some people find it funny and all, but this thread isn't really the place for sarcastic comments and flaming (no matter how clever it might be), therefore this will be your only warning.

You might wanna try creating a new topic in the Testing Area, then linking back to the original topic (it'd keep things a lot cleaner that's for sure).

 

[Zalda]

tnx Dirtie

But how do I redirect that topic in the testing area to this topic?
I'm sorry, im a n00b

 

[iTech]

iTech, I know some people find it funny and all, but this thread isn't really the place for sarcastic comments and flaming (no matter how clever it might be), therefore this will be your only warning.

You might wanna try creating a new topic in the Testing Area, then linking back to the original topic (it'd keep things a lot cleaner that's for sure).

You go digging up topics now? I took notice of you when you told modshroom some days ago that his doubleposting in the testing area was unacceptable. I'd like to hear what the other mods think about this particular issue.

 

[JacobReaper]

Cmon, its not that bad

Been testing a while, good game, some bugs, but its only beta periode

Nice game, congratz to the maker!

yup, pretty awesome..

offtopic, but, Dirtie, i love your sig

 

[Dirtie]

iTech, I know some people find it funny and all, but this thread isn't really the place for sarcastic comments and flaming (no matter how clever it might be), therefore this will be your only warning.

You might wanna try creating a new topic in the Testing Area, then linking back to the original topic (it'd keep things a lot cleaner that's for sure).


You go digging up topics now? I took notice of you when you told modshroom some days ago that his doubleposting in the testing area was unacceptable. I'd like to hear what the other mods think about this particular issue.

It's just a warning, don't take it too hard. I find your posts pretty funny myself but I can see how they could possibly be offensive to other people, or just plain unnecessary in a topic where someone expects some form of constructive feedback. We're pretty laid back here as you know, I just wanted to let you know my stance.

The doubleposting thing was a mistake on my behalf, I somehow managed not to notice the topic was in the testing area. I've made plenty of double/triple/quadruple/etc posts in there myself

 

[Takrin]

hmm reminds me of drugwars for some reason. man i loved playing drug wars on my TI85 or was it 89, but was so fun rather then doing work in class. also less embarassing then looking up "p" in the dictionary only to find "pussy willow" as the closest match to what i was looking for... also odd reaction from my teacher, she just looked and went "hah!".

prob my only excuse for sucking at english and/or math...

grats on the game, too much reading makes my brain turn to mush so i try to avoid it. tell me when theres graphics on it, like those picture books, text and option on bottom screen and picture above like "tyrone stabbed the officer as he ran into the dark alleyway" and show a picture of some dude in hoodie stabbing the bacon sandwich

*Edit*
oh no offenses to any police officers, or people named tyrone who enjoys wearing hoodies

 

[Zalda]

Ah, finally some constructive feedback.
Tnx!

my brother has no plans to put images in it, else the bandwith will get alot larger.

 

[iTech]

It's just a warning, don't take it too hard. I find your posts pretty funny myself but I can see how they could possibly be offensive to other people, or just plain unnecessary in a topic where someone expects some form of constructive feedback. We're pretty laid back here as you know, I just wanted to let you know my stance.

The doubleposting thing was a mistake on my behalf, I somehow managed not to notice the topic was in the testing area. I've made plenty of double/triple/quadruple/etc posts in there myself

Alright then, I'll take it you won't ban me yet. I'll recall the Albanian hitmen I sent to your house with a "task" to perform (deliver a VERY angry letter in person. I use hitmen for all my delivery jobs, since they can travel very swiftly from place to place and always own a van, for some reason)
I refrain from sending anything but letters these days, a few months ago I had a dead horse delivered to some whining poster that kept ranting about some old tired shit. I instructed Udar Chravilski, a hitman I met during my early life as a female Russian Prostitute in Moscow, to deliver the horse and then beat it, to symbolize that the poster should leave old matters alone, but the guy just dropped it on the doorstep and sped off. The poster didn't understand it properly either, so the law got involved unfortunately (He didn't get that he should have sent to horse back, since it was a family heirloom generations have being planing to eat. I had to call the cops to retrieve it.)

At any rate, don't ban me until I have made an announcement here on GBATemp as I've being working on something for a quite a while, that will benefit the NDS homebrew community and GBATemp in general. Although life intervened these past few weeks and I haven't done much work. Until then the sick crap will be kept in the Testing Area, like Howard Hugh's diseased turd after being sent to a Syphilis center.

 

[Zalda]

Anyone else wanna help me with testing out this game?
Cmon plz, its not that hard.
Just play some minutes a day, test out things.

 

[Zalda]

Cmon, anyone?
Plz test it, you're doing me a great favor!

 

[Linkiboy]

I would if I didn't have to register >_>

 

[Zalda]

Its a online game, you always have to register for online games.
And you dont get an registration email, just register and play!

 

[Friction Baby]

Its a online game, you always have to register for online games.
And you dont get an registration email, just register and play!

You are wrong you do receive an email for activation?

 

[Zalda]

Sorry, my brother prolly edited it

Tnx for registering anyway

 

[modshroom128]

iTech, I know some people find it funny and all, but this thread isn't really the place for sarcastic comments and flaming (no matter how clever it might be), therefore this will be your only warning.

You might wanna try creating a new topic in the Testing Area, then linking back to the original topic (it'd keep things a lot cleaner that's for sure).


You go digging up topics now? I took notice of you when you told modshroom some days ago that his doubleposting in the testing area was unacceptable. I'd like to hear what the other mods think about this particular issue.

my name was mentioned for misbehavior, i feel special.