Waluigi sucks!

[SlyGuy]

Okay so Mario's rival is Wario. It's the M upside down. Neat, cool, I get it. Very clever!

Now, who is Luigi's rival? Does his name make sense? The answers are Waluigi and no. See, Nintendo didn't know they would ever be making 'evil twins' of Mario and Luigi so they didn't make the names reversable. They got lucky with Mario, but Luigi just didn't work. So, when they introduced evil Luigi they did the silliest thing possible and just tacked on the 'Wa' from Wario. Pathetic!

I have a MUCH better idea that would add flavour, culture and a unique subtext to the evil Luigi character. It would also make sense with the hat symbol as the backwards 7 that is currently up there is utter crap - again they tried to copypaste the Wario idea.

Well, without further ado, I present to you........





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Jewigi!

Luigi's rival is a man of faith. And not just any faith, Jewish faith! Think of the possibilities! His soundbites could be something like "Oy vey!" and he could spin a dreidel in a victory pose! He could throw matzoh balls in celebration or eat them to regain strength! This character would have depth never before seen in a Nintendo character! Not to mention his hat symbol would now be a J - aka a flipped L!

I should send this to Nintendo.

 

[.TakaM]

it's important to remember that nintendo did not create waluigi.

and I always thought it was ridiculously stupid that his hat has an "r" and he isn't called "raluigi"

coz "M" to "W" is either flipped vertically or rotated 180 degrees, but "L" to "r" confirms that they flip the letters vertically, except for the fact they completely ignored that when dubbing him.

 

[Jax]

Waluigi is just a filler character. He was created just to be Wario's partner in Mario Tennis. That's it!

 

[Hadrian]

Waluigi is a dirty paedophile who should be kept locked inside a cell. Ever since I saw him on Mario Tennis he has haunted my dreams in a Freddy Krugar style way.

 

[Mortenga]

Waluigi is a joke

He doesn't do much. I have't seen him in any game except Mario Tennis on the N64.
He's probably in something else, somewhere.

 

[Hadrian]

Waluigi is a joke

He doesn't do much. I have't seen him in any game except Mario Tennis on the N64.
He's probably in something else, somewhere.

Mario Kart, Mario Party, Mario 3 on 3 Hoops and basically nearly every spin off since Mario Tennis 64.

 

[Mortenga]

Never played Mario Party or Mario Hoops.
Are they good?
I heard mario party is good but never played it.

 

[Hadrian]

Never played Mario Party or Mario Hoops.
Are they good?
I heard mario party is good but never played it.

Mario Hoops is good but it took me a while to get into it. Mario Party games on the N64 were great, the GC ones average and the recent Wii one is just boring.

 

[alexp2_ad]

Okay so Mario's rival is Wario. It's the M upside down. Neat, cool, I get it. Very clever!

Now, who is Luigi's rival? Does his name make sense? The answers are Waluigi and no. See, Nintendo didn't know they would ever be making 'evil twins' of Mario and Luigi so they didn't make the names reversable. They got lucky with Mario, but Luigi just didn't work. So, when they introduced evil Luigi they did the silliest thing possible and just tacked on the 'Wa' from Wario. Pathetic!

Actually I think Waru is the Japanese word for "evil", so Waluigi (sort of) makes (more) sense.

 

[Mortenga]

Never played Mario Party or Mario Hoops.
Are they good?
I heard mario party is good but never played it.

Mario Hoops is good but it took me a while to get into it. Mario Party games on the N64 were great, the GC ones average and the recent Wii one is just boring.

Everyone has a wii.
All my friends have wii's.
I went to buy a wii.
They were sold out os wii's.

They're always sold out in my local game shops :'(


Isn't mario party like mini games?

 

[haveasafeday]

Waluigi is cool, even if he doesn't really make much sense!

 

[Mortenga]

All he does is say his own name.
Repeatedly.

 

[Hadrian]

Never played Mario Party or Mario Hoops.
Are they good?
I heard mario party is good but never played it.

Mario Hoops is good but it took me a while to get into it. Mario Party games on the N64 were great, the GC ones average and the recent Wii one is just boring.

Everyone has a wii.
All my friends have wii's.
I went to buy a wii.
They were sold out os wii's.

They're always sold out in my local game shops :'(


Isn't mario party like mini games?

Goto Peterborough, Corby or Southend, theres tons of Wiis there!

Also try http://www.choicesuk.com/ProductList.aspx/..._GAME_Home?pg=1

A lot of packs are available to pre-order, though they haven't got any basic but £200 for a Wii, Wii Sports and RE4 is a good deal, not as good as when they did it for £150 but still better than most. Other online retailers are also available.

Mario Party is basically done like a board game, and then you play mini games.

 

[Mortenga]

Never played Mario Party or Mario Hoops.
Are they good?
I heard mario party is good but never played it.

Mario Hoops is good but it took me a while to get into it. Mario Party games on the N64 were great, the GC ones average and the recent Wii one is just boring.



Everyone has a wii.
All my friends have wii's.
I went to buy a wii.
They were sold out os wii's.

They're always sold out in my local game shops :'(


Isn't mario party like mini games?

Goto Peterborough, Corby or Southend, theres tons of Wiis there!

Also try http://www.choicesuk.com/ProductList.aspx/..._GAME_Home?pg=1

A lot of packs are available to pre-order, though they haven't got any basic but £200 for a Wii, Wii Sports and RE4 is a good deal, not as good as when they did it for £150 but still better than most. Other online retailers are also available.

Mario Party is basically done like a board game, and then you play mini games.

Aha, choices!
Didn't think of that. There's a choices near me but I never go in there.
Thank-you ;D

 

[xcalibur]

ROFL

THAT WAS SO AWESOME
i was actually laughing out loud at that

Jewigi

 

[CockroachMan]

Wario was created in Super Mario Land..
Daisy was also created in Super Mario Land...
Waluigi was created just to be Luigi's rival in Mario Tennis.. it's a filler character.. and it really sux!

But Luigi also sux.. so, I see no problem here

 

[yus786]

feck off everyone

waluigi rules

he shits out vines that grow and pwn every1

WALUIGI FTW

 

[Wanque]

Waluigi and Luigi should be locked in a giant metal cone and blasted into space, they're both so useless.

I once saw an old man who looked like a bit like Waluigi.

I punched him with all of my might, and he disappeared!

It's a true story.

 

[Jax]

Wario was created in Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins...

FIX'D!

He was the last boss.

 

[deathfisaro]

Luigi used to kick ass in Super Mario 2. But I don't remember any other significant appearance of Luigi since then. Maybe Mario Kart DS, I preferred Luigi over Mario (that's until I unlocked all carts for any character)