As all good citizens of the EoF know, our fair citystate has been falling into misuse, disuse, and despair.
This once burgeoning land is now littered with the wastes of girugamesh, and 'have I helped you' threads.
Clearly there must be a radical change to bring the EoF back into it's glorious heyday.
It is with this in mind that I call for your votes, good citizens;
Votes for the P0wn Party!
Our glorious leader, p1ngpong, is known well as the master in the Way of the P0wn.
P1ngpong has the mysterious knowledge to lead us out of darkness!
So make your voice heard!
Vote for p1ngpong, and the p0wn party!
Candidates:
Prime Minister: p1ngpong
Minister of Justice: Toni Plutonij
Minister of the Treasury: TrolleyDave
Minister of Peace: Vulpes Abnocto
P-P!
P-P!!!
P-P!!!!!!!!!!
Please send all party contributions anonymously to TrolleyDave via paypal.
And remember!
p1ngpong is watching you!
This once burgeoning land is now littered with the wastes of girugamesh, and 'have I helped you' threads.
Clearly there must be a radical change to bring the EoF back into it's glorious heyday.
It is with this in mind that I call for your votes, good citizens;
Votes for the P0wn Party!
Our glorious leader, p1ngpong, is known well as the master in the Way of the P0wn.
P1ngpong has the mysterious knowledge to lead us out of darkness!
So make your voice heard!
Vote for p1ngpong, and the p0wn party!
Candidates:
Prime Minister: p1ngpong
Minister of Justice: Toni Plutonij
Minister of the Treasury: TrolleyDave
Minister of Peace: Vulpes Abnocto
P-P!
P-P!!!
P-P!!!!!!!!!!
Please send all party contributions anonymously to TrolleyDave via paypal.
And remember!
p1ngpong is watching you!