Vote P0wn Party

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Apr 25, 2009

Vote P0wn Party by Vulpes Abnocto at 7:11 AM (1,154 Views / 0 Likes) 14 replies

  1. Vulpes Abnocto
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    Former Staff Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    As all good citizens of the EoF know, our fair citystate has been falling into misuse, disuse, and despair.
    This once burgeoning land is now littered with the wastes of girugamesh, and 'have I helped you' threads.
    Clearly there must be a radical change to bring the EoF back into it's glorious heyday.
    It is with this in mind that I call for your votes, good citizens;
    Votes for the P0wn Party!

    Our glorious leader, p1ngpong, is known well as the master in the Way of the P0wn.
    P1ngpong has the mysterious knowledge to lead us out of darkness!
    So make your voice heard!
    Vote for p1ngpong, and the p0wn party!

    Candidates:

    Prime Minister: p1ngpong
    Minister of Justice: Toni Plutonij
    Minister of the Treasury: TrolleyDave
    Minister of Peace: Vulpes Abnocto



    P-P!
    P-P!!!
    P-P!!!!!!!!!!



    Please send all party contributions anonymously to TrolleyDave via paypal.
    And remember!
    p1ngpong is watching you!
     
  2. mercluke

    Member mercluke ‮҉

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    p1ngpong is my older brother [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
     
  3. Frederica Bernkastel

    Member Frederica Bernkastel WebPerf and PWA advocate; @antoligy on Twitter

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    +1 Vote
    P1NGPONG! P1NGPONG! P1NGPONG! P1NGPONG! P1NGPONG! P1NGPONG! P1NGPONG! P1NGPONG! P1NGPONG! P1NGPONG! P1NGPONG! P1NGPONG! P1NGPONG! P1NGPONG! P1NGPONG! P1NGPONG! P1NGPONG!

    Whos the other party/s? Do they suck?
     
  4. Vulpes Abnocto
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    Former Staff Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    Of course all the other parties suck.
    They've all been preemptively p0wned!


    P-P!
     
  5. raulpica

    Supervisor raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

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    I vote for p0wn party, and also auto-candidate me as the Minister of Welfare
     
  6. DarkRey

    Member DarkRey still transfoooorming.... with sum lags!

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    [​IMG]
    im in
    just call me the "Minister of Sexual Reproduction"
     
  7. Hadrian

    Former Staff Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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  8. raulpica

    Supervisor raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

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    Oh, man! How could we forgot about the great Hadrian? [​IMG]

    I hereby nominate him "Minister of Lesbian Activities" [​IMG]
     
  9. p1ngpong

    Supervisor p1ngpong Legit Boss Harold

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    Every great King such as myself needs a Queen.

    Oh and what a big fine Queen Hadrian makes! [​IMG]



    vote p0wn party!
     
  10. p1ngpong

    Supervisor p1ngpong Legit Boss Harold

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    Urgh you people make me sick, SICK!!!

    Always bitching, wanting change, demanding a better EOF, but you wont support this movement?

    Where are the replies???!!!! Eh? EH??? EH???!!!!

    I swear while your walking home one night, Im going to smash the back of your head with a crowbar.

    After you wake up from unconsciousness, your going to be all like "Ughhh man I cant feel my legs, why did you do that p1ngy?"

    And them WHAM I take you out again with my elbow, and snap your arm in half!

    Out of a smashed mouth and broken teeth youl be all like "uuuuuuhhhhh you broke my face man, my arm, why......"

    Il be all like "Vote or die fucker" while I curb stomp the life out of you.

    That is an election promise of the p0wn party folks! [​IMG]


    Yeah a promise bitches!


    p1ngpong is the answer, p1ngpong is the solution.

    Vote p0wn!


    [​IMG]
     
  11. TrolleyDave

    Former Staff TrolleyDave Philosolosophising

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  12. mercluke

    Member mercluke ‮҉

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    Has Toni Plutonij ever run over your arm?
     
  13. zeromac

    Member zeromac Finally reached 1000 posts EXACTLY

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    What about me ? [​IMG]

    Help us out [​IMG]
     
  14. TrolleyDave

    Former Staff TrolleyDave Philosolosophising

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    Help you out with what?
     
  15. Vulpes Abnocto
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    Former Staff Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    Oh yes, We can help you.

    We can show you the Light,

    or We can show you the Darkness.

    [​IMG]

    The choice is all your own.


    Vote p0wn, or become p0wned.
     

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