Video Game related jokes

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  1. NeoSupaMario
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    Share your video game related jokes here! Also share funny video game related webcomics.

    This jokes based on plants vs. zombies.
    If Chuck Norris was in PvZ, the zombies would never come on your lawn/roof/backyard.

    And for webcomics, VGcats is hilarious.
     


  2. Guild McCommunist

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    The Danger Zone
    Dragon Age 2.
     
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  3. Foxi4

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    Foxi's 1337 Predicshuns - thread will be flooded with "Arrow to the Knee" jokes in aprox. 32 nanoseconds.
     
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  4. Guild McCommunist

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    Well this was a great thread, but then it took an arrow to the knee.
     
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  5. Click This

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    I would have protested but then I took an arrow to the knee.
     
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  6. Foxi4

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    Macro for making Protoss jokes:

    Mention ANY activity you cannot perform at the moment ---> You need additional Pylons.
     
  7. prowler

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    i laughed irl.
     
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    I used to be an adventurer like you...

    Then I took a boot to the head.
     
  9. Sora de Eclaune

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    You forgot Final Fantasy jokes, you spoony bard!
     
  10. NeoSupaMario
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    Mario Kart Ds used to be fun, but it took an arrow to the system. The arrows name was Mario Kart 7
     
  11. Gundam Eclipse

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    My name is Commander Shepard, and I believe the correct location for this thread would be in the EOF!

    Now if you will excuse me, I have a galaxy to save.
    [/horriblyruinedversionofaMEmeme]
     
  12. ShadowSoldier

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    Video game related joke?

    Half-Life 2: Episode 3

    [/exits thread]
     
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  14. Sora de Eclaune

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    My name is Commander Shepard and this is my favorite post on the Citadel.
     
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    Final Fantasy 7 for Dummies - the weight of paper and the weight of steel are the same. In fact, there are instances where steel is actually lighter.

    This begs the question, why aren't cannonballs and bullets made of paper? It appears that just about anyone can lift steel swords much larger then themselves.

    EDIT: No, you know what? This actually applies to more then just Final Fantasy. 3/4 of animes, mangas and games made in Japan convey the exact same message. Our western metals are just much heavier then the Japanese ones - that's the only logical conclusion.
     
  16. Sora de Eclaune

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    You forget that a lot of anime and games have magic.

    It's not that they're lighter. It's that the wielder is using magic to make it easier to pick up.
     
  17. Foxi4

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    Or, or, OR - it's just stupidly designed like that.
     
  18. ScarletCrystals

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    It like in Shakugan no Shana~
    The users infuse power of existance/mana/chi with the objects to make the object seem lighter.

    I do that in Elona roguelike using item editor so I can pick up a 200k Nuke and kill *almost* everyone in Palmia.
     
  19. Wizerzak

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    This thread is so funny. We don't even need a funny pics thread anymore. /sarcasm

    Also, how come this isn't EoF yet?
     
  20. Foxi4

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    So while Mario was looking for the Princess in another castle, Sonic thought he'd give a shot and hopped into Peach's bed for a quick shag. Once it was all over, Peach had only one thing to say:

    "I knew you're the fastest thing alive... but that was just pathetic."