Vegetables are so dirty......

[Xuphor]

Saw this on another site, was so damn funny and true for you boys.​

So I'm clear, no it's not mine, nor am I saying it's mine.​

 

[KingVamp]

For you boys? So it only true for one gender?

Anyway, yeah, they are dirty. That why most prefer meat. Wait a minute...

 

[Xuphor]

For you boys? So it only true for one gender?

Uh... yes.... It's only true for boys....

"You have one of these" [shows penis looking little pepper]
"it turned into this" [shows penis looking large pepper]

If you really think this applies to both genders, I hate to tell you, but all the girls you've been with are transvestites.

 

[KingVamp]

For you boys? So it only true for one gender?

Uh... yes.... It's only true for boys....

"You have one of these" [shows penis looking little pepper]
"it turned into this" [shows penis looking large pepper]

What the heck? If you really think this applies to both genders, I hate to tell you, but all the girls you've been with are transvestites.

I was implying the safe sex part, but I now know that not important in this pic...

 

[s4mid4re]

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

 

[nryn99]

thanks xuphor for teaching me how to post a penis in a way that it won't be removed.

 

[KazoWAR]

awesome

 

[rastsan]

you found my pepper picture? Did you see the others? huh, I didn't know you were into gardening...

 

[Xuphor]

thanks xuphor for teaching me how to post a penis in a way that it won't be removed.

You're very welcome, my pupil.

 

[RiderLeangle]

See? A great way to eat vegetables

 

[Foxi4]

All I'd like to say is that I respect the right of vegetables to live peacefully and I do not condone eating them - I think it's horrible that cooking our vegetable breatheren in boiling water and ripping their flesh while they're still alive just to have a "salad" is disgusting and cruel. Kill a f*cking cow, alright? Carrots may be ginger, but they DO have souls!

 

[Skelletonike]

Hum... Luckly when I eat my vegetables they're already cut up and don't have those scary shapes... Like it'd be weird eating one in that shape. x*

 

[KingVamp]

Hum... Luckly when I eat my vegetables they're already cut up and don't have those scary shapes... Like it'd be weird eating one in that shape. x*

Be quiet and eat you vegetables like a man.

 

[RiderLeangle]

All I'd like to say is that I respect the right of vegetables to live peacefully and I do not condone eating them - I think it's horrible that cooking our vegetable breatheren in boiling water and ripping their flesh while they're still alive just to have a "salad" is disgusting and cruel. Kill a f*cking cow, alright? Carrots may be ginger, but they DO have souls!

 

[s4mid4re]

All I'd like to say is that I respect the right of vegetables to live peacefully and I do not condone eating them - I think it's horrible that cooking our vegetable breatheren in boiling water and ripping their flesh while they're still alive just to have a "salad" is disgusting and cruel. Kill a f*cking cow, alright? Carrots may be ginger, but they DO have souls!

No thanks, I have girls to eat.

 

[KingVamp]

All I'd like to say is that I respect the right of vegetables to live peacefully and I do not condone eating them - I think it's horrible that cooking our vegetable breatheren in boiling water and ripping their flesh while they're still alive just to have a "salad" is disgusting and cruel. Kill a f*cking cow, alright? Carrots may be ginger, but they DO have souls!

What? Why would you do that? Rocks have feelings too.