Valwin wanted Dead or Alive

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Dec 30, 2012
  1. RodrigoDavy
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    Member RodrigoDavy GBAtemp Maniac

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    After Valwin's latest thread on gbatemp*, it is rumored that some member like GuildMcCommunist, Foxi4 and other Nintendo haters/Sony fanboys united and will invade Valwin's residence in Puerto Rico and rape, slave and slice his body in tiny little pieces of meat and then eat it while singing in a satanic ritual kidnap him. One of the supposed members has clearly stated "Since the mods won't do their work, we'll make justice for Sony with our own hands".

    It is believed that soulx/soulsnatcher will be next

    * http://gbatemp.net/threads/playstation-vita-as-one-of-the-worst-product-flops-of-2012.340127/
     
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    Member Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    Soulx > Valwin
     
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    Member emigre Has complex motives

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    Good idea but fucking dreadful execution.
     
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    Member Guild McCommunist (not on boat)

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    EDIT NOW A BON JOVI THREAD.
     
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    Have fun with that
     
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    so.... according to the title.... Valwin now HAS Dead or Alive? I'm guessing the 3DS version.
     
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    My brother is playing Livin' on a Prayer in Rockband as I write this

    EDIT: Guild is trying to change the subject because he is a part of the anti-ValwinAndSoulX gang. Nice try!
     
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    Bon Jovi are fucking terrible.
     
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    I will hunt this guy down for 100$.
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    Everybody knows that touching Valwin in any way shape or form, living or dead, will turn you into an anti sony, illiterate, spicy being.
     
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    Penusses.
     
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    Member Hyro-Sama I'm from the fucking future.

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    Missed Opportunity.

    Maybe next time.
     
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    Ouch, emigre. You give love a bad name, alright.

    I haven't seen much of Valwin for a bit. Seems like he just might be a little runaway.
     
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    Reporter Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    Nobody can touch Valwin.
    He will bleed you to death with his Spanish accent.

    The only one who can beat Valwin is Gahars. He will bore him to death with his pun jokes.
     
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    @OP- RAPE IS NOT FUNNY
     

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