Valkyria Chronicles gets naughty Christmas themed figures

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  1. Selvaria

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  2. Juliana

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  3. Gimme both!

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  1. lcie nimbus
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    lcie nimbus 100th degree asskicker

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    Yes seriously, Figure makers Vertax announced that 2 Christmas themed figures of Selvaria Bles and Juliana Eberhardt are in the works, these are supposed to be part of the X'mas Party set. I actually debated on wheter or not to report this, but in the end the Christmas Spirit won out , so have some nice pics , you pervs ,
    MERRY TEMPMAS

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    Should you chose to buy these when they come out, they will come to exactly​
    32,184 yen or $274 (currently priced at 24,810 on AmiAmi), and they come with a special base with fur along with a special A3-size wall scroll.

    SOURCE:http://www.siliconera.com/2016/12/2...nicles-getting-naughty-new-christmas-figures/
     
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    Thanks, Japan.
     
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    So where am I gonna scrounge up 280 bucks to buy this ? woe is me........
     
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    added a poll , I expect selvaria to win by a landslide.
     
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    Not a fan of the fact that you can literally see their ribcages, though
     
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    ew these bitches need to eat more there is such a thing as too slim!
     
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    Anyone else getting think of this sexualisation shit?
     
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    For $270 you'd think they'd actually get them to look like the characters they're meant to depict.
     
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    I need these, because I am a perv
     
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    I wouldn't pay 2 bob for these FUGLY skinny bitches. FUGE tits on bony girls yeh NOT MA THING :lol:
     
  13. LightyKD

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    Somebody call me when someone makes a life size, robotic version of this and I'll toss money at it :D
     
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    Good thing you're a sega fan, and atlus fan, and you played senran kagura. Guess this is something you would have liked. :creep:
    I think we all knew that. Your profile picture and signature says it all. :ninja:

    Umm oh, is it my turn to make a joke now? Well guess what i'm not... Oh snap, look is the woman from that Dengeki Bunko fighting climax game, that covers like more than 50% of the screen every time she does a special move! :blink:

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    Well least she still okay to watch in the game, 2D anime pixels are best kind of art.^_^
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    I wish i had this game, but who would play with me? And i can't read japanese to know how to play good enough. :glare:

    (ALSO SONIC STAGE JUST TO TEASE @Chary B-))

    Seriously though, who is the character designer for those characters, a ex dead or alive employe? :unsure:
     
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    I never got the deal with these figurines. Over sexualized, looks like something for a 13 year old (but which sane 13yo would spend 270 bucks on this?).

    Oh well, obviously there are some who likes these - but certainly not me.
     
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    Hot glue!
     
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    Gross ass body proportions never did anything for me.

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  18. lcie nimbus
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    now downloading the game in your sig......
     
  19. Sonic Angel Knight

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    Umm is not a game, is a picture someone made for me.
     
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    DKB what

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    Overly detailed..

    ribcages are not sexy
     
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