Val Kilmer Gets An Air Hose In His Ass

[Rankio]

In this Saturday, May 21, 2011 photo, Val Kilmer gets treatment at Whakatane Hospital after an accident with an air hose in Whakatane, New Zealand. Kilmer said he blew up like a balloon when he fell onto the fitting of a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock and forced air into his body at 100 pounds a square inch.

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Saturday-May...d_human_balloon

 

[Sausage Head]

meh

 

[Ikki]

Inverted fart

 

[nando]

so thta's why he looks so bloated.

 

[Rydian]

*innuendo*

 

[cwstjdenobs]

*innuendo*

*inyourendo*

Spoiler

I'm really sorry, honestly. I just couldn't help myself.

 

[Rydian]

*innuendo*

*inyourendo*

Spoiler

I'm really sorry, honestly. I just couldn't help myself.

I hope you're shamed of yourself.

Now what have we all learned here?

Except for the fact that fur is flammable.

 

[Veho]

That inserting an air hose to any of your ends is a no-no?

 

[Rydian]

That inserting an air hose to any of your ends is a no-no?

WHAT DO YOU KNOW!

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

That inserting an air hose to any of your ends is a no-no?

Exactly. It was actually one of the things we were warned about when I worked in a yarn factory.

I was always quite bothered by the cautionary tale, because it means that somebody had to have tried it once.

As for the explanation of this "accident",
I call bullshit.

 

[Cuelhu]

so inflation fetish does exist.

 

[Veho]

Steven McCormack, The Last Airbender.

 

[AlanJohn]

Yum!

 

[cwstjdenobs]

I'd normally call bull on stories like this, but I can't really see someone getting off on stabbing themselves in the arse cheek with an air hose.

 

[Veho]

I'd normally call bull on stories like this, but I can't really see someone getting off on stabbing themselves in the arse cheek with an air hose.

He stabbed himself, ahem, between the arse cheeks.