Val Kilmer Gets An Air Hose In His Ass

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May 26, 2011
  1. Rankio
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    In this Saturday, May 21, 2011 photo, Val Kilmer gets treatment at Whakatane Hospital after an accident with an air hose in Whakatane, New Zealand. Kilmer said he blew up like a balloon when he fell onto the fitting of a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock and forced air into his body at 100 pounds a square inch.

    http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Saturday-May...d_human_balloon
     
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    so thta's why he looks so bloated.
     
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    I hope you're shamed of yourself.

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    That inserting an air hose to any of your ends is a no-no?
     
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    Exactly. It was actually one of the things we were warned about when I worked in a yarn factory.

    I was always quite bothered by the cautionary tale, because it means that somebody had to have tried it once.

    As for the explanation of this "accident",
    I call bullshit.
     
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    so inflation fetish does exist. [​IMG]
     
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    I'd normally call bull on stories like this, but I can't really see someone getting off on stabbing themselves in the arse cheek with an air hose.
     
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    He stabbed himself, ahem, between the arse cheeks.
     

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