Vagina Game is Canned on XBox 360

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Sep 17, 2010
  1. tigris
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    Zombie Cow Studios, the creator of the brilliant innuendo-packed download game, Privates, has revealed that the game will no longer be released on Xbox Live Arcade.

    'Privates' aka "the Vagina Game" in our office, will remain a PC exclusive since it wasn't able to, ahem... penetrate the Indie Games Peer Review process due to its "inherently sexual nature".

    Zombie Cow Studios has echoed the unspoken sentiment of many Xbox 360 gamers and said that this is a "shame".

    "It's a shame, but it's something we'd always pretty much assumed would happen," it said.

    Nevertheless, you can get your erm, hands on Privates on the PC, where the it is available for free.[/p]



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    @ZombieCowStudios: Pussies.
     
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    Run around someone's privates with a gun. Tasty.
     
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    Sigh... I'm not suprised that this got canned though...
     
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    Just played the game. Its quite an educational game as well as being genrally silly. I can see why it wasn't put up but could they not have put an Age Limit on it? Its like saying they can't sell Mass Effect because it has a Sex Scene in it.
     
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    Seeing how you can't even have "gay" in your profile, even if it's part of your home town, This does not surprise me.
     
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    It's probably now 'coming' to the sexbox. Maybe they needs more balls.
    Gaw, innuendo, the fun.
     
  8. Ritsuki

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    Watched the trailer for this game. In a certain level there was a 'Welcome to the anus' sign. I was like [​IMG] then I lol'd. I'm going to get this game NAO.
     
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    So, in this game, you shoot at other players' privates?
     
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    Pretty ballsy in the first place, Zombie Cow Studios.
     
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    Hi.

    Heard there was a game for me.
     
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    Just tried the game (cleared first stage : Mt. Vagina) and in fact it's very educative ! It teaches you all the dangers of unprotected sex in a fun way. You can scan enemies (STDs) and have informations about them (real informations)
     
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    Made by ten year olds, for 10 year olds.
     
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    Oh, you've played it?
    How much of it?
     
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    OMG ITS GOT LADY PARTS IN IT

    SPERMS LMAO

    Etc...
     
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    Sounds like someone has sand in their vagina...
     
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    You should really try the game before talking like that, maybe you'll have better arguments than 'SPERMS LMAO'. Srsly.
     
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    That's what I get for screwing your mom on the beach.

    But seriously kids, when you grow up and actually have a real woman in your life you'll lose interest in stuff like this. Until then you can continue to fap to the pictures you found on 4chan.
     
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    Yep. This game is pretty entertaining, in a lightly-informative sort of way. Quite a shame it wasn't released console-side. It isn't even that bad, really.
     

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