US Military now using ray-guns!

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by nloding, Jan 25, 2007.

  1. nloding
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    Ray gun makes targets feel like they're on fire

    Now that we're using actual ray-guns on enemies, when do we get lightsabers? The instant the US military gets lightsabers is the day I enlist -- even though I'm a tree-hugging pacifist dirt-worshipper ... I just want a lightsaber!
     
  2. Zarcon

    Zarcon .:~Enigmatic Wanderer~:.

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    Well...not really ray-guns...just things that create artificial pain.

    I can't be the only one who thinks this can be used to inflict evidence free torture eventually right?
     
  3. OrR

    OrR Rice-megatron Expert

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    Great! Now that they won't have to worry anymore whether they could kill you, they can simply shoot at you all the time if you make a suspicious face!
     
  4. Bowser128

    Bowser128 King Koopa

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    What a wonderful non-lethal idea, microwave people! [​IMG]
     
  5. Foie

    Foie That one guy

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    This thing is pretty sweet. I'd like one of these myself for my neighbor >:)
     
  6. mthrnite

    mthrnite So it goes.

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    No, Zarcon, you're not the only one.
     
  7. jumpman17

    jumpman17 He's a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action!

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    "This should help protect us in Iraq"..."but won't be in production until 2010"

    hmmm....
     
  8. santakuroosu

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    There's no such thing as artificial pain. You either feel pain or you don't.

    And what the hell?
    Old news is oooooooooooooooooold.
    Like 5 years at least.
     
  9. thegame07

    thegame07 GBAtemp Psycho!

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    looks very sore:-o
     
  10. 754boy

    754boy :D

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    LMAO [​IMG] Ironically, with the way the war is going, the shit will probably still be going on in 2010 [​IMG]