Urgent!

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Nov 17, 2008

Urgent! by Reaper at 5:18 AM (955 Views / 0 Likes) 9 replies

  1. Reaper
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    Member Reaper Tͩ͒ͥ̈́ͧ̓͑̆̂

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    I showed my faulty Windows 2000 computer to my longtime friend and he said it 'freezes' a lot? I had tried putting it on the stove but I experience no performance enhancements. Do I need to order a special computer heater? Thanks for your help, guys. [​IMG]
     
  2. mercluke

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    what's that you say?
    fail?

    when they said "failure is your only option" they didn't mean it like that
     
  3. chuckstudios

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    What you need to do is stick something over the exhaust fans. That way heat will accumulate inside the case and it won't freeze anymore.
     
  4. Hehe Moo

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    I found that when I peed on mine, it stopped freezing. But the smell that came with the pee was also removable by laying a turd on it.
     
  5. Vulpes Abnocto

    Former Staff Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    Bad Moo! Don't encourage this!

    *beats Moo mercilessly*

    ...


    ....oh....crap...sorry about that.
    I had a Black & White flashback.
     
  6. Reaper
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    Now it won't even boot up [​IMG]
    I was thinking of buying a $12 laptop from a Chinese company called Good Luck Stuff
    So I will go to a ghetto to pick it up.
     
  7. Veho

    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    You need a USB heater to prevent freezing.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Member xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

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    Don't listen to him!
    USB heaters are innefficient. Use a USB bonfire instead.
     
  9. science

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    [​IMG]
     
  10. Mewgia

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    Or a real bonfire.

    I recommend jumping into the fire after you put your computer in it to make sure it has stopped freezing. This checking procedure takes about 20 minutes, though.
     

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