Unnecessary Blanking

[tinymonkeyt]

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So I've been enjoying my______ for about three months now and today after school I ______ it on and find only the left side of ________ works. It looks almost as if something internal cracked into two pieces. Initially, I wasn't too sure if that was so case, so I tried a _________ which didn't work so I _______ it up ands failed to _______ it properly so I ________.

I don't think I'll ever go for something cheap like a _______ again. I don't really know what to do with my _______ right now. It still works partially but I won't ever be able to do anything with it except _______ with it. =(

Source: Eon-Rider

 

[Deleted User]

So I've been enjoying my penis for about three months now and today after school I turned it on and find only the left side of my organ works. It looks almost as if something internal cracked into two pieces. Initially, I wasn't too sure if that was so case, so I tried a quick tug which didn't work so I held it up ands failed to heal it properly so I cried.

I don't think I'll ever go for something cheap like a whore again. I don't really know what to do with my cock right now. It still works partially but I won't ever be able to do anything with it except wack people with it. =(

 

[GameSoul]

So I've been enjoying my internet for about three months now and today after school I turned it on and find only the left side of the monitor works. It looks almost as if something internal cracked into two pieces. Initially, I wasn't too sure if that was so case, so I tried a troll attempt on GBATemp which didn't work so I beated it up ands failed to fix it properly so I was hanged.

I don't think I'll ever go for something cheap like a glass monitor again. I don't really know what to do with myself right now. It still works partially but I won't ever be able to do anything with it except live with it. =(

 

[MuppetInvasion]

So I've been enjoying my penis for about three months now and today after school I penis it on and find only the left side of penis works. It looks almost as if something internal cracked into two pieces. Initially, I wasn't too sure if that was so case, so I tried a penis which didn't work so I penis it up ands failed to penis it properly so I penis.

I don't think I'll ever go for something cheap like a penis again. I don't really know what to do with my penis right now. It still works partially but I won't ever be able to do anything with it except penis with it. =(

 

[jurassicplayer]

So I've been enjoying my life for about three months now and today after school I took it on and find only the left side of body works. It looks almost as if something internal cracked into two pieces. Initially, I wasn't too sure if that was so case, so I tried a cast which didn't work so I shot it up ands failed to inject it properly so I acid-tripped.

I don't think I'll ever go for something cheap like a panacea again. I don't really know what to do with my superpowers right now. It still works partially but I won't ever be able to do anything with it except take over the world with it. =(

 

[Deleted-171178]

So I've been enjoying my body for about three months now and today after school I got it on and find only the left side of my body works. It looks almost as if something internal cracked into two pieces. Initially, I wasn't too sure if that was so case, so I tried a stroke which didn't work so I fucked it up ands failed to call an ambulance it properly so I died.

I don't think I'll ever go for something cheap like a human body again. I don't really know what to do with my brain right now. It still works partially but I won't ever be able to do anything with it except sit around all day with one side of my face fallen with it. =(

 

[raulpica]

So I've been enjoying my moozxy for about three months now and today after school I Linkiboy it on and find only the left side of Hadrian works. It looks almost as if something internal cracked into two pieces. Initially, I wasn't too sure if that was so case, so I tried a Orc which didn't work so I Costello it up ands failed to p1ngpong it properly so I science.

I don't think I'll ever go for something cheap like a BoneMonkey again. I don't really know what to do with my Urza right now. It still works partially but I won't ever be able to do anything with it except Minox_IX with it. =(

 

[Cablephish]

So I've been enjoying my Xbox360 for about three months now and today after school I powered it on and find only the left side of it works. It looks almost as if something internal cracked into two pieces. Initially, I wasn't too sure if that was so case, so I tried a hammer which didn't work so I smashed it up ands failed to fix it properly so I spazzed.

I don't think I'll ever go for something cheap like a Microsoft again. I don't really know what to do with my controllers right now. It still works partially but I won't ever be able to do anything with it except RRoD with it. =(

 

[Mangofett]

So I've been enjoying my shit for about three months now and today after school Ishit it on and find only the left side of shit works. It looks almost as if something internal cracked into two pieces. Initially, I wasn't too sure if that was so case, so I tried a shit which didn't work so I shit it up ands failed toshit it properly so I shit.

I don't think I'll ever go for something cheap like a shit again. I don't really know what to do with my shit right now. It still works partially but I won't ever be able to do anything with it except shit with it. =(

Such a versatile word

 

[Rydian]

So I've been enjoying my alternate-gender fursuit for about three months now and today after school I put it on and find only the left side of the lactating chest works. It looks almost as if something internal cracked into two pieces. Initially, I wasn't too sure if that was so case, so I tried a livejournal complaint which didn't work so I humped it up ands failed to bag it properly so I ended up with suit-babies.

I don't think I'll ever go for something cheap like a lego fursuit again. I don't really know what to do with my working half of the chest right now. It still works partially but I won't ever be able to do anything with it except squirt people with it. =(

=^_________^=

Kidding.

 

[Demonbart]

So I've been enjoying my penis for about three months now and today after school I penis it on and find only the left side of penis works. It looks almost as if something internal cracked into two pieces. Initially, I wasn't too sure if that was so case, so I tried a penis which didn't work so I penis it up ands failed to penis it properly so I penis.

I don't think I'll ever go for something cheap like a penis again. I don't really know what to do with my penis right now. It still works partially but I won't ever be able to do anything with it except penis with it. =(

Eggman's here! FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK!

 

[ProtoKun7]

That was "PINGAS"

 

[Demonbart]

That was "PINGAS"

But it sounded like penis.

 

[ProtoKun7]

But it was really PINGAS

 

[agentgamma]

So I've been enjoying my shit for about three months now and today after school Ishit it on and find only the left side of shit works. It looks almost as if something internal cracked into two pieces. Initially, I wasn't too sure if that was so case, so I tried a shit which didn't work so I shit it up ands failed toshit it properly so I shit.

I don't think I'll ever go for something cheap like a shit again. I don't really know what to do with my shit right now. It still works partially but I won't ever be able to do anything with it except shit with it. =(

Such a versatile word

So I've been enjoying my fuck for about three months now and today after school Ifuck it on and find only the left side of fuck works. It looks almost as if something internal cracked into two pieces. Initially, I wasn't too sure if that was so case, so I tried a fuck which didn't work so I fuck it up ands failed tofuck it properly so I fuck.

I don't think I'll ever go for something cheap like a fuck again. I don't really know what to do with my fuck right now. It still works partially but I won't ever be able to do anything with it except fuck with it. =(

 

[Demonbart]

o I've been enjoying my Xbox 360 for about three months now and today after school I turned it on and find only the left side of the controller works. It looks almost as if something internal cracked into two pieces. Initially, I wasn't too sure if that was so case, so I tried a PS3 controller which didn't work so I beat it up ands failed to repair it properly so I threw the Xbox360 out of the window.

I don't think I'll ever go for something cheap like an Xbox360 again. I don't really know what to do with my controller right now. It still works partially but I won't ever be able to do anything with it except fuck my sister with it. =(

 

[NeSchn]

So I've been enjoying my balls for about three months now and today after school I slammed it on and find only the left side of ass works. It looks almost as if something internal cracked into two pieces. Initially, I wasn't too sure if that was so case, so I tried a hammer which didn't work so I pooped it up ands failed to jerk it properly so I pissed.

I don't think I'll ever go for something cheap like a hooker again. I don't really know what to do with my balls right now. It still works partially but I won't ever be able to do anything with it except spank with it. =(

 

[Brian117]

So I've been enjoying my gay porn viewing for about three months now and today after school I left it on and find only the left side of my hand works. It looks almost as if something internal cracked into two pieces. Initially, I wasn't too sure if that was so case, so I tried a bandaid which didn't work so I covered it up ands failed to clean it up it properly so I left it.

I don't think I'll ever go for something cheap like a bondage video again. I don't really know what to do with my penis right now. It still works partially but I won't ever be able to do anything with it except take a piss with it. =(