Unintentionally weird song lyrics

[Deleted User]

I come across weird shit like this all the time!




Shitty sex-infused lyrics are expected from AC/DC (especially since Bon Scott joined

). But hey! This one's gay and unintentional!
AC/DC - T.N.T. (from "T.N.T.")

So lock up your daughter
Lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
And run for your life

flameiguana says:

Okay, I get it. You can seduce women. But you want me to lock up my back door!?

You guys do know that most of your listeners are male right?


Next song!


Kiss - Nothin' to Lose (from "Alive!")

She didn't wanna do it
But she did anyway

So baby please don't refuse
You know you got nothin' to lose

flameiguana says:

Where I'm from, that's called rape.

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This one's for listenin'.
Cream - Crossroads) (from "Wheels of Fire")

I went down to the crossroads
Fell down on my knees
[...]
Nobody seemed to know me
Everybody passed me by

flameiguana says:

HAHAHA! Nice try Clapton. If you actually listen to that part, it undeniably sounds like Nobody's semen on me, Everybody passed me by.
Keep this smut out of my ears! Err...ear canals...no...sound holes! Yeah, sound holes.

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The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Little Wing (from "Axis: Bold as Love")
QUOTEWhen I'm sad
She comes to me
[...]
Its alright she says, its alright
Take anything you want from me...
Anything

How can you be horny AND depressed at the same time Jimi!?


Next!

The Doors - Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar) (from "The Doors")
QUOTE

Oh show me,
the way to the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why

flameiguana says:

....I'm speechless....




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Additions:

Britney Spears - If U Seek Amy I don't know what album this shit's from!

"If you seek Amy
If you seek Amy
If you seek Amy"

flameiguana says:

I see a pattern!

(ef - u - see - kay - me ---> F - U- C - K me)
Sheesh, no wonder we have so many male and female slutz here!










Thanks for reading!

Spoiler

You dont' believe me!? Listen to these songs yourself!
Cream - Crossroads
MORE YOUTUBE LINKS ARE COMING

 

[raulpica]

Pretty weird doodoo you have there, flameiguana

 

[Reaper]

if you seek amy

f u c k me

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Keep this smut out of my ears! Err...ear canals...no...sound holes! Yeah, sound holes.

If you're hearing smut,
then smut is what's already in your head.

Spoiler: I bet you even think this is dirty

 

[Law]

Keep this smut out of my ears! Err...ear canals...no...sound holes! Yeah, sound holes.

Spoiler: I bet you even think this is dirty

How could that be dirty? It's just a bunch of dolphins swimming around!

 

[Deleted User]

Keep this smut out of my ears! Err...ear canals...no...sound holes! Yeah, sound holes.

If you're hearing smut,
then smut is what's already in your head.

Spoiler: I bet you even think this is dirty

C'est un message d'amour stupide! :frcreep:

flameiguana says:
There is nothing dirty about passionate love! (or shapes that look like that)

TRY AGAIN

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

There is nothing dirty about passionate love!

TRY AGAIN

I see no reason to 'try again' when you've proven my point.


Pervert.

 

[VVoltz]

This is all a plot from Guitar Hero producers against the new Rock Band franchise.
I say we burn all our music CDs/LPs/Casettes/Musical Greeting Cards/Ringtones in protest for this infamy! I'll start...

 

[Law]

There is nothing dirty about passionate love! (or shapes that look like that)

Passionate love? It's just a bunch of dolphins man.

 

[VVoltz]

Don't forget the epic one: Quiet Riot - "Cum On Feel The Noize"

 

[Man18]

Blink 182 I wanna fuck your dog in the ass

 

[Deleted User]

Don't forget the epic one: Quiet Riot - "Cum On Feel The Noize"
Nah man, its too obvious.
QUOTECome on feel the noise
Girls, rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild

They knew what they were marketing!

However, I will add reaper's favorite song of all time.

 

[Nerdii]

what song would that be?

 

[Vidboy10]

Lmfao, i just pissed my pants at "Nothin to lose".

 

[Nerdii]

Keep this smut out of my ears! Err...ear canals...no...sound holes! Yeah, sound holes.

If you're hearing smut,
then smut is what's already in your head.

Spoiler: I bet you even think this is dirty