Ultimate bad translation

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by alidsl, Jun 29, 2011.

  1. alidsl
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    alidsl I am now a lurker

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    Original text:

    "big ears are a nuisance "

    ...20 translations later we get:

    "The main problem with head lice"
     


  2. Lilith Valentine

    Lilith Valentine GBATemp's Wolfdog™ I drool on my knife

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    Hmmm, reminds me of Viz's subs on their DVD's
     
  3. Sora de Eclaune

    Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    123 Fake Street
    No, the ultimate one is this.

    [​IMG]
     
  4. Nimbus

    Nimbus sudo /usr/bin make-me-a-coffee --nosugar --cream=1

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    Probably being lazy.
    No you fools...

    Watch Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal on youtube...

    Possibly the worst translation next to Zero Wing on the web!
     
  5. Sora de Eclaune

    Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    123 Fake Street
    We were talking about translations made with a site called bad translator. Not horribly-translated things.
     
  6. TheDreamLord

    TheDreamLord GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    "i think i smell"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Mmmm."
    LOL
     
  7. cwstjdenobs

    cwstjdenobs Sodomy non sapiens

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    Original text:

    "Sometimes, I dream of cheese"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Once the function of sleep."
     
  8. SignZ

    SignZ Timelord

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    Now that looks like fun. [​IMG]

    "GBAtemp gets flooded by noobs"
    56 later
    "Woody businesses flooded"
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    Original text:

    "It's raining men"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Bigfoot."
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    Original text:

    "Come to the temp"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "In this case,"
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    Original text:

    "Bad Translator is awesome"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Keke well."
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    Original text:

    "Gay marriage"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Management"
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    Original text:

    "Follow me"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "About"
     
  9. Paarish

    Paarish Connor's Nublet

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    Married to DinohScene
     
  10. SignZ

    SignZ Timelord

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    Original text:

    "Legend of Zelda"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Description Zelda."
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    Original text:

    "Burning down the house"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Twice"
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    Original text:

    "What the fuck?"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "And Oaltza Flots?"
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    Original text:

    "Shit is not working"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Funny"
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    Original text:

    "dead guy is unbelievable"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Up"
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    Original text:

    "Zombie"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "About"
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    Original text:

    "GBAtemp"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Starts"
     
  11. cwstjdenobs

    cwstjdenobs Sodomy non sapiens

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    "troll the edge of the forum "

    ...10 translations later we get:

    "Sing to the forum"

    "troll the edge of the forum "

    ...20-50 translations later we get:

    "Love Forum"

    "troll the edge of the forum "

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "My girlfriend."
     
  12. SignZ

    SignZ Timelord

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    Original text:

    "the edge of the forum"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Offset management."
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    Original text:

    "Shoot the rapist"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Otherwise."
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    Original text:

    "Professor Layton"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Car challenge."
     
  13. CannonFoddr

    CannonFoddr Regular GBATemp Lurker

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    Took me a while to find the site but here's a couple I've tried

     
  14. TheDreamLord

    TheDreamLord GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    "Gimme it now."

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "More"

    "i love chocolate"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "I love chocolate"
    [​IMG]
    "Suck it!"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Amemisantipap!"
    LOL!
     
  15. Lilith Valentine

    Lilith Valentine GBATemp's Wolfdog™ I drool on my knife

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    "Hello, how are you?"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Hi people."

    Original text:

    "Bacon"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Bacon"

    Original text:

    "Chuck Norris"

    ...30 translations later we get:

    "Please refer to Kenuol ​​isi."
     
  16. Sausage Head

    Sausage Head Lord Sausage LXIX

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    alanjohn check ur pm
    now gtfo.
     
  17. Lilith Valentine

    Lilith Valentine GBATemp's Wolfdog™ I drool on my knife

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    Between insane and insecure
    "A Gay Little Catboy"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Katboi."

    "Vulpes Abnocto"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Wally abnokto."

    "Batman vs Spiderman...also Jesus is in this battle for some reason."

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Men - Spider ... Yes, Batman and the war for different reasons."
     
  18. Jamstruth

    Jamstruth Secondary Feline Anthropomorph

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    I think I broke it...

    Original text:

    "Celebrate good times, come on!"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "โชคดีที่ตอนนี้แน่นอน!"

    SO yeah....

    Original text:

    "And I jizz in my pants"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Populatyons. ""
     
  19. 4-leaf-clover

    4-leaf-clover SHSL LUCKSTER :/

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    That place you call ''Home''
    Original text:

    "You have no balls"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Report."

    Original text:

    "Heil Hitler"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    ""Hitler is dead?"
    LOL
     
  20. Yumi

    Yumi With Love<3

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    Original text:

    "Ay dios mio!"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Oagpraehga!"

    what??