Ultimate bad translation

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by alidsl, Jun 29, 2011.

Jun 29, 2011

Ultimate bad translation by alidsl at 11:37 PM (2,223 Views / 0 Likes) 39 replies

  1. alidsl
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    Member alidsl I am now a lurker

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    Original text:

    "big ears are a nuisance "

    ...20 translations later we get:

    "The main problem with head lice"
     


  2. Crystal the Glaceon

    Member Crystal the Glaceon GBAtemp Inkling™ Squishies~

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    Hmmm, reminds me of Viz's subs on their DVD's
     
  3. Sora de Eclaune

    Member Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    No, the ultimate one is this.

    [​IMG]
     
  4. Nimbus

    Member Nimbus sudo /usr/bin make-me-a-coffee --nosugar --cream=1

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    No you fools...

    Watch Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal on youtube...

    Possibly the worst translation next to Zero Wing on the web!
     
  5. Sora de Eclaune

    Member Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    We were talking about translations made with a site called bad translator. Not horribly-translated things.
     
  6. TheDreamLord

    Member TheDreamLord GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    "i think i smell"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Mmmm."
    LOL
     
  7. cwstjdenobs

    Member cwstjdenobs Sodomy non sapiens

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    Original text:

    "Sometimes, I dream of cheese"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Once the function of sleep."
     
  8. SignZ

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    Now that looks like fun. [​IMG]

    "GBAtemp gets flooded by noobs"
    56 later
    "Woody businesses flooded"
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    Original text:

    "It's raining men"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Bigfoot."
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    Original text:

    "Come to the temp"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "In this case,"
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    Original text:

    "Bad Translator is awesome"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Keke well."
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    Original text:

    "Gay marriage"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Management"
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    Original text:

    "Follow me"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "About"
     
  9. Paarish

    Member Paarish Connor's Nublet

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  10. SignZ

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    Original text:

    "Legend of Zelda"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Description Zelda."
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    Original text:

    "Burning down the house"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Twice"
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    Original text:

    "What the fuck?"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "And Oaltza Flots?"
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    Original text:

    "Shit is not working"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Funny"
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    Original text:

    "dead guy is unbelievable"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Up"
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    Original text:

    "Zombie"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "About"
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    Original text:

    "GBAtemp"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Starts"
     
  11. cwstjdenobs

    Member cwstjdenobs Sodomy non sapiens

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    "troll the edge of the forum "

    ...10 translations later we get:

    "Sing to the forum"

    "troll the edge of the forum "

    ...20-50 translations later we get:

    "Love Forum"

    "troll the edge of the forum "

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "My girlfriend."
     
  12. SignZ

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    Original text:

    "the edge of the forum"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Offset management."
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    Original text:

    "Shoot the rapist"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Otherwise."
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    Original text:

    "Professor Layton"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Car challenge."
     
  13. CannonFoddr

    Member CannonFoddr Regular GBATemp Lurker

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    Took me a while to find the site but here's a couple I've tried

     
  14. TheDreamLord

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    "Gimme it now."

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "More"

    "i love chocolate"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "I love chocolate"
    [​IMG]
    "Suck it!"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Amemisantipap!"
    LOL!
     
  15. Crystal the Glaceon

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    "Hello, how are you?"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Hi people."

    Original text:

    "Bacon"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Bacon"

    Original text:

    "Chuck Norris"

    ...30 translations later we get:

    "Please refer to Kenuol ​​isi."
     
  16. Sausage Head

    Banned Sausage Head Lord Sausage LXIX

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    now gtfo.
     
  17. Crystal the Glaceon

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    "A Gay Little Catboy"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Katboi."

    "Vulpes Abnocto"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Wally abnokto."

    "Batman vs Spiderman...also Jesus is in this battle for some reason."

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Men - Spider ... Yes, Batman and the war for different reasons."
     
  18. Jamstruth

    Member Jamstruth Secondary Feline Anthropomorph

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    I think I broke it...

    Original text:

    "Celebrate good times, come on!"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "โชคดีที่ตอนนี้แน่นอน!"

    SO yeah....

    Original text:

    "And I jizz in my pants"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Populatyons. ""
     
  19. 4-leaf-clover

    Member 4-leaf-clover SHSL LUCKSTER :/

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    Original text:

    "You have no balls"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Report."

    Original text:

    "Heil Hitler"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    ""Hitler is dead?"
    LOL
     
  20. Yumi

    Member Yumi Yo Soy Bulleta!!!

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    Original text:

    "Ay dios mio!"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Oagpraehga!"

    what??
     

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