Ubisoft Pledges to Improve Crappy Thing You Don't Want

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  1. prowler
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    prowler Sony

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    I know, I know.

    Ubisoft should just gtfo.
     


  2. Raika

    Raika uguu

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    Ubisoft is made up of fucktards.
    The ratio of the good games to the crap that they make...
    Ugh...
     
  3. Pliskron

    Pliskron Banned

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    Has their on line DRM been cracked for any games yet?
     
  4. Sanderino

    Sanderino I guess you only know what you got 'till it's gone

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    Haha that's pretty funny.
     
  5. Pliskron

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    Why is that funny? Oh I see it was cracked in under a day.
     
  6. RupeeClock

    RupeeClock Colors 3D Snivy!

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    This just in, Ubisoft continues to fuck the Nintendo DS in the ass to fund their efforts to fuck their consumers in the ass, whilst pirates laugh at both of them!

    Seriously Ubisoft, knock it the fuck off, you're making a lot of enemies quickly.
     
  7. Guild McCommunist

    Guild McCommunist (not on boat)

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    Fixed.

    Ubisoft are just fucking idiots. Will you even be able to play your copy of Assassin's Creed II on the computer in 10 years? Just wondering. Ubisoft would probably discontinue their servers for that or whatever. Or am I talking out of my ass.

    The problem here is that Ubisoft doesn't get it. Anti-piracy usually isn't for the long run, to make a game invulnerable to being pirated. It's about keeping the game protected long enough that people throw their hands in the air and just end up buying the game before a crack is made. With DRM, the thing is that people don't even want to buy the game if it has such shitty issues. When you can't play a game you legally bought through no fault of your own, there's something seriously wrong.

    Games have even gotten lower scores because of this DRM crap. Assassin's Creed II on the PC got worse reviews than its PS3/Xbox 360 brothers purely because of DRM.

    Ugh, they're morons.
     
  8. zuron7

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    They actually are gonna make good games now.
    Imagine: Good Game

    The only game they impressed me with was COP The Recruit.

    EDIT: No DRM, awesome.
    Anyways their games are too crappy to play.
     
  9. Hop2089

    Hop2089 Cute>Hot

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    Ubisoft's good to crap game ratio is 1:1000

    With the 1000 being all shovelware.

    Now if they can put the always online protection on their Wii games or require Wi-Fi on their shovelware, so we won't play their crap.
     
  10. Thoob

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    It's funny, the people who actually buy Ubisoft PC games can't play because of DRM issues, yet the pirates can play fine with the cracks on their game.
     
  11. giratina16

    giratina16 Born This Way

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    I hate Ubisoft they suck.
     
  12. Isabelyes

    Isabelyes GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    The only thing they ever did right was Rayman.
    And they've even fucked him over. Fuck them.
     
  13. JohnLoco

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    they got that cool online extra stuff thing, for the games on xbox.. thats a good thing
     
  14. DJPlace

    DJPlace P!ssed OFF Pyscho of GBA!!

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    let me guess you hate the rabbids.
     
  15. Jamstruth

    Jamstruth Secondary Feline Anthropomorph

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    How about you give up Ubisoft? Patch all the games so that they don't need the constant online servers and discontinue the DRM program for all PC releases. You actually make good games sometimes and you do not want this haunting you.
     
  16. Thunderboyx

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    On my computer, where else?
    Fixed [​IMG]
     
  17. Jamstruth

    Jamstruth Secondary Feline Anthropomorph

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    Assassin's Creed 2 was epic. Prince of Persia series is quite good too. The main problem I have with Ubisoft is that they make their logo unskippable...
     
  18. Dangy

    Dangy GBAtemp Maniac

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    Well... Farcry was good. :3
     
  19. updowners

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    All they did was publish that...

    I thought this topic was going to be about how they will stop releasing so much fucking shovelware. Gosh it's ridiculous.

    List of just the Imagine games released on the ds:
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  20. Armadillo

    Armadillo GBAtemp Psycho!

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    They'll drop it eventually. Same shit happened with Starforce, no one liked that protection either, Ubisoft said they were keeping it, eventually they gave in and got rid of it.