Twizzlers Rainbow Twists

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  1. jumpman17
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    So I hit the vending machine for a quick snack. I see something new:

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    Hmm, looks good. I pop in my money and the rainbowy Twizzlers are mine.

    Let's go over the flavors.

    Strawberry: Not the classic Twizzler strawberry. No, this is like chapstick strawberry.

    Orange: I don't even have anything to compare this to. Regurgitated oranges maybe?

    Lemonade: Possibly what a week old dried up lemon tastes like.

    Watermelon: Probably the best of them, but that's not saying much. Still tastes like chapstick.

    Blue Raspberry: Cotton candy chapstick.

    Grape: Somewhere between grape flavored pop and flouride.

    And they were all like chewing on a bamboo stick.
     
  2. Hehe Moo

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    Umm... what is this though?
     
  3. Pizzaroo

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    Oh god those are so gross. flavored licorice is always fail (except maybe chocolate when you're in the mood >_>)
     
  4. Sstew

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    Hahah, Poor you, Yeah those are really gross, along with the chocolate flavor.
     
  5. BORTZ

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    i left some in the car and found them a week later and ate one. horrible idea.
     
  6. Frog

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    what the, this thread is from september 20.
    why did you bump it!?
     
  7. Sir-Fritz

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    Wtf this is old.