So I hit the vending machine for a quick snack. I see something new: Hmm, looks good. I pop in my money and the rainbowy Twizzlers are mine. Let's go over the flavors. Strawberry: Not the classic Twizzler strawberry. No, this is like chapstick strawberry. Orange: I don't even have anything to compare this to. Regurgitated oranges maybe? Lemonade: Possibly what a week old dried up lemon tastes like. Watermelon: Probably the best of them, but that's not saying much. Still tastes like chapstick. Blue Raspberry: Cotton candy chapstick. Grape: Somewhere between grape flavored pop and flouride. And they were all like chewing on a bamboo stick.