Twinkies, Hohos, Ding Dongs, Cupcakes and others returning July 15th

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by Xuphor, Jun 24, 2013.

  1. Xuphor
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    Xuphor I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.

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    Just as America was getting skinnier....


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    There you go folks. Now mods who recently love to move my threads, this one is actually worthy of USN, as it effects everyone that likes Hostess foods..... which is everyone is existance pretty much.
     
  2. dickfour

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    I doubt these had any effect on America's waist line when you can buy 600 calorie coffee flavored drinks. These only have 150 calories. Remember that nutrition professor lost 27 pounds on the Twinkie diet?
     
  3. Xuphor
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    Xuphor I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.

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    Aww come one, moved this out of USN too?

    Neither Paula Deen getting fired for using a racial slur, nor the return of possibly the most recognized/liked snake foods to store shelves are worth the USN?
    Really?

    I just don't believe that. If Rydian, KingVamp, Gahars, or any other common USN poster posted either of those two stories, they'd remain in USN. :glare:

    Oh well, at least I'm the first to post this on these forums, better than nothing.
     
  4. DinohScene

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    I thought this was about hot cute guys :creep:
     
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  5. BORTZ

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    Nope, Chuck Testa.

    Of course you did. And for some reason, i wanted to believe.
     
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    Silly Dinoh, it says Twinkies not Winkies :rolleyes: Get the cock out of your eye!
     
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    I came in here thinking the same thing!
     
  8. nukeboy95

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    WHY IS THIS NOT ON THE FRONT PAGE?
     
  9. Xuphor
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    July 15th can't cum fast enough, it's going to be a twinkie and ding dong fest.
     
  11. Psionic Roshambo

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    Time to dig out my double boiler and buy some Ghirardelli dark chocolate chops and make some chocolate covered Twinkies again!

    Although my wife has banned me from ever making them again....
     
  12. Ericthegreat

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    What about zingers?
     
  13. Harsky

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    I saw a store selling American food in my city centre. Twinkies were being sold at stupid prices last time I checked. Is there any American snacks that I should keep an eye out for? The ones I tried was:

    Lucky Charms (Cheerios with hard marshmallows in my opinion)
    Baconaise (HORRIBLE)
    Reese's Cups (love them)
    Marshmallow Fluff (combined with Nutella, it's good but not enough to get another)
    Pepsi Throwback (either my tongue is on the fritz but I cannot taste the difference between that and current Pepsi)
    Tootsie Roll (Not bad. Really chewy)
     
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  14. KingVamp

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    Wut? *looks up* No, just no.
    It even looks horrible.
     
  15. Harsky

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    My thought process at the time, "HEY, I LIKE BACON. I ALSO LIKE MAYONAISE. WHAT CAN GO WRONG?". The real problem is that they made it far too salty for my taste and after using it twice on two sandwiches, it's been sitting in the fridge for over a month now. Oh God I can even see it starting to change colour through the jar.
     
  16. nukeboy95

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    this is good news for me (since they are made in my town)
    try this list
    • twinkes (best food when the A-bombs drop)
    • gold fish (eating right now)
    • Doritos (make sure to wash you hands after eating them)
     
  17. macmanhigh

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    Oh what a Glorious and Gluttonous Day it Be

    Cant wait to Feel my Arteries Slowly Closing in on their last Pump of Life


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  18. Harsky

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    Oh Doritos are plentiful. I always get the Cool flavor everytime. I should also mention I'm also loving double stuff Oreos.
     
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  19. Gahars

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    I don't know, I just don't think Hostess' products can compete in the modern marketplace. I mean, why would anyone go all the way to the supermarket when they can easily find a plethora of twinks, ho-hos, ding dongs, and "cupcakes" on any street corner?