Tutorial to everything!

[Lockon Stratos]

How to Become a Lawyer!

: Play all of the Phoenix Wrights

How to join MI6!

: Watch Johnny English

Becoming Superman!

: Get drunk

Get anything you want!

: Walk in a shop armed

Avoiding government!

: Fake Death

Acting out metal Gear Solid!

: Live in a cardboard box

There will be more when I think of some other stuff, preferably in a week!

 

[Rowan]

How to become a "ladyt****** of the night"
: Sell your penis/fanny
How to become a noob
: Post mindless crap on internet forums
How to become a man/woman
: Plastic surgery
How to pirate a game
: Put an eye"patch" on it
How to see whales
: Become a member of weightwatchers
How to have sex
: Got to Cex Shop

 

[Lockon Stratos]

Oops I double posted a topic could you delete the other topic my Laptop was lagging and I must've double clicked to case it to double post topic.

 

[Orangegamer]

u did 2 topics about the same thing
if it takes long to load
just wait.....

anywho
(on topic)
How to Break Out of Prison
:Watch Prison Break and Take Notes

 

[Shabadage]

How to get moved to the Edge of the Forum
: Post this topic!

 

[Orangegamer]

lol

 

[Anakir]

I feel that this belongs to The Edge of the Forum instead. No offense.

 

[Lockon Stratos]

I feel that this belongs to The Edge of the Forum instead. No offense.

Oo non taken btw but which edge? o.O

 

[Shabadage]

I feel that this belongs to The Edge of the Forum instead. No offense.

Oo non taken btw but which edge? o.O

The left.

 

[Lockon Stratos]

How to become a "ladyt****** of the night"
: Sell your penis/fanny
How to become a noob
: Post mindless crap on internet forums
How to become a man/woman
: Plastic surgery
How to pirate a game
: Put an eye"patch" on it
How to see whales
: Become a member of weightwatchers
How to have sex
: Got to Cex Shop

Oo I would aslo like to note how Pirates gain their eye patches!

: They have a hooked arm and have to scratch their eye with an arm but forget that its hook.

 

[Toni Plutonij]

Silly thread moved to the EOF!

 

[Galacta]

This thread reminds me of Tall Alien...

 

[nin10do]

How to be a tall alien
: read this thread

This thread reminds me of Tall Alien...

 

[RubberRoo]

How to do everything
:read this thread

oh wut now

 

[Veho]

How to do everything: read this thread

...and then do the exact opposite.

 

[mthrnite]

How to catch squirrel:

1. Climb tree
2. Act like nut

 

[Shelleeson]

How to catch squirrel:

1. Climb tree
2. Act like nut

hey mthr, happy new year to you

 

[mthrnite]

How to make mthr smile:

hey mthr, happy new year to you

 

[Pizzaroo]

Oo I would aslo like to note how Pirates gain their eye patches!

: Unprotected eye sex.

Fix'd