Troll abstinence sites?

[overslept]

Have you seen these sites? Hilarious stuff. I just love the testimonials and the pictures that go with them.

Boy's version
Girl's version

straight from the girl's site:

When a boy's disgusting private goes inside of a girl's shameful unmentionable, there is a serious risk of it breaking off and causing excruciating pain while it travels throughout your body like a giant trichinosis worm.

 

[N4RU70 FR34K]

OMFG Why would you post this my eyes are burning, argh.

EDIT : The things they say LOL

 

[worlok375]

Hilarious!

 

[_Chaz_]

I... I... I must abstain.

 

[Zetta_x]

OMG. I don't... I don't even know what to say.

 

[Skyline969]

Ha...haha...hahaha....AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I really hope this is just some troll who made this, because if it's real it's the biggest fail this side of the millennium.

 

[worlok375]

I went to the white house thing (there's a link on the website) and there was an image there that said this:

 

[overslept]

I really, REALLY hope this is a joke.

Just read the list on the girl's website.

 

[SparkFenix]

Ah

So what religion is this in now?

 

[Blood Fetish]

Of course it is a joke. This is pretty funny.

 

[Rydian]

Somebody made a troll church site.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/

They put a LOT of effort into it, they even react as you'd expect to people that sign up and try to talk sense into them (though they delete posts that reveal too much, in order to not spoil the humor).

 

[overslept]

What the... that site is fake?!

I've been going there for years!

 

[prowler]

OMFG Why would you post this my eyes are burning, argh.

EDIT : The things they say LOLYou're too young.QUOTE(Rydian @ Aug 25 2010, 01:54 AM) Somebody made a troll church site.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/

They put a LOT of effort into it, they even react as you'd expect to people that sign up and try to talk sense into them (though they delete posts that reveal too much, in order to not spoil the humor).

I just read a few threads, and I almost lol'd irl at this

 

[mameks]

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