Trigger a useless shitstorm easily

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Felek666, Jun 5, 2017.

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this guide isn't helpful

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  1. Felek666
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    Felek666 retarded memekid which no one likes

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    In this very detailed guide, we'll talk about creating a huge wave of idiocy with one posts.
    Before you go bashing me, this is EoF. Don't take it seriously, really.

    Step 1. Preparing your keyboard
    Carefully pour some water onto your keyboard and carefully take keycaps off. Grab toilet paper and wipe your keyboard till it's dry. Insert back your keycaps.
    If your keyboard doesn't work, try turning it on and off again.

    Step 2. Plug-in your keyboard
    Try to plug it in first try. If you fail, grab another keyboard. For extra effect, try to plug that USB port into DVD drive. This will speed up keyboard performance.

    Step 3. Open Intrnet Dexplorer
    Then type your desired forum page. Bonus points for Playstation, Microsoft and Nintendo forums.

    Step 4. Unleashing a huge wave of idiocy
    Now it's time to unleash your inner shelf. Click on "Create a new thread".
    Try to make title as much clickbaitish as possible. Then complete your thread by typing "x console is so shit that it can't run crysis in 240p@99fps like mine, it also has ability to output true 4k@60fps on my old 5" CRT black-white TV. Get on my level fanboys". Bonus points for idiocy and fanboyism.

    Step 5. Learn to counter
    If someone harassed your favorite console/pc, begin to derail that forum post into a huge shitwar over what is better, then derail it into beauty talk. Bonus points for shitty arguments.

    Step 6. Derailing your own post
    Post got out of control? Spam memes, and start insult everyone.

    congratulations! you're a certified #idiot [read: fanboy] now! Have fun baiting fanboys by being a fanboy on another fanboy forum where fanboys hate on other fanboys for disliking x fanboys console.
     
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  2. Dionicio3

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    Wait this isn't Taco Bell
    You forgot the part to make insults of unrelated topics
     
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