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Hail Mary
Feb 17, 2017
Congo, Republic of the
Amy Whinehouse Rehab translated to


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They tried to make me go to Rehab
But I said no, no, no
Yes I've been black but when I come back
You'll know, know, know
I ain't got the time
And if my daddy thinks I'm fine
Just try to make me go to Rehab
But I won't go, go, go
I'd rather be at home with Ray
I ain't got seventy days
'Cause there's nothing
There's nothing you can teach me
That I can't learn from Mr. Hathaway
I didn't get a lot in class
But I know it don't come in a shot glass

Improved Version

I want to send him to rehab.
You said you didn't like it.
But when I came back, I was black.
You know that.
There's no time.
If you think this is an idea,Good. Let's get...
Get me physical therapy.
But I'm not going.
I want to stay at Lin's.
There's only 70 days left.What?
But nothing.
I have nothing to say to you.
I didn't learn that much In class.
Go ahead.
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