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United play Cambridge on friday night (first time we've played on a friday competitevly for decades i believe), two teams in a row who aren't in the Premiership, who did Chelsea pay off to get a decent draw in the cup this time and who is it?

FA Cup our only chance of silverware realistically, come March, if Chelsea don't buy anyone (which I think you have to) the wheels will start to fall off.

Juan Mata woah,
Juan Mata woah,
He made the rent boys cry,
To play with Januzaj
 

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United play Cambridge on friday night (first time we've played on a friday competitevly for decades i believe), two teams in a row who aren't in the Premiership, who did Chelsea pay off to get a decent draw in the cup this time and who is it?

FA Cup our only chance of silverware realistically, come March, if Chelsea don't buy anyone (which I think you have to) the wheels will start to fall off.

Juan Mata woah,
Juan Mata woah,
He made the rent boys cry,
To play with Januzaj
I'll always love mata. Can't hate him. It pains me to see him in red, but darn he was a magician.

I doubt you'll see the FA cup tbh. I just don't see it happening.

And chelsea don't really lack depth. We've got flexibility in the back, and depth In the front. Someone to replace salah, and I'm care free.
 
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