@Tomato Hentai was writing his name several times on his paper at school and when told to write an essay about lab safety rules, he wrote this.
I, @Tomato Hentai, am very diligent about lab safety. They are there for only two reasons, to keep us safe and to keep us confused. Let’s say, @Tomato Hentai was doing a lab in science class. @Tomato Hentai would not be allowed to eat the microscope he was using unless the teacher said he could. This is because eating microscopes is bad for @Tomato Hentai. Also, eating a microscope is not necessarily smart even if it was not bad for @Tomato Hentai. We all including @Tomato Hentai abide and follow these safety rules. @Tomato Hentai does not spray a fire extinguisher with his friend @Tomato Hentai because there is a rule against that. @Tomato Hentai does not use glass graduated cylinders as projectiles for battle because there is a rule against that. @Tomato Hentai understands not to inhale propane because there is a rule against that. In all, lab rules are important because they keep @Tomato Hentai along with his few classmates not worthy of mentioning safe. @Tomato Hentai wrote his name several times in this passage as a loophole. @Tomato Hentai has found LOOPHOLE!
I, @Tomato Hentai, am very diligent about lab safety. They are there for only two reasons, to keep us safe and to keep us confused. Let’s say, @Tomato Hentai was doing a lab in science class. @Tomato Hentai would not be allowed to eat the microscope he was using unless the teacher said he could. This is because eating microscopes is bad for @Tomato Hentai. Also, eating a microscope is not necessarily smart even if it was not bad for @Tomato Hentai. We all including @Tomato Hentai abide and follow these safety rules. @Tomato Hentai does not spray a fire extinguisher with his friend @Tomato Hentai because there is a rule against that. @Tomato Hentai does not use glass graduated cylinders as projectiles for battle because there is a rule against that. @Tomato Hentai understands not to inhale propane because there is a rule against that. In all, lab rules are important because they keep @Tomato Hentai along with his few classmates not worthy of mentioning safe. @Tomato Hentai wrote his name several times in this passage as a loophole. @Tomato Hentai has found LOOPHOLE!
