i guess im the - "The Creeper/Stalker
Comes in many forms, but all have basically one motive: to be loved. (But usually that goal isn't accomplished because the victim gets freaked out)
1. The MyBestFiend: Person you don't really know but they act like they are your friend. Makes jokes about your post, your username, or any reference to you at all, but leave you confused since you don't even know them in the first place."
although i mean to be nice and make friends (i defiantly wouldn't invite you to my house at a late hour and rape you "cough, cough")