This is what my dad told me about the BIRDS and The BEES!!

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  1. DJPlace
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    DJPlace P!ssed OFF Pyscho of GBA!!

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    I know
    i come off as silly and oblivious,
    but i have the same
    urges as anyone else.

    these primal
    animal cravings have
    persisted long after
    your mother's passing, and
    to this day i yearn for the
    next opportunity to take
    pleasure in the carnal
    union of flesh.

    your DAD
    doesn't just
    have sex (my real life name)
    your dad
    FUCKS.
     
  2. Noctosphere

    Noctosphere Adoptive father of my kitty named Zelda

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    Back with kitty Zelda forever :D
    Someone said... BIRD?
     
  3. dAVID_

    dAVID_ Carpinter's Apprentice

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    The Game
     
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  4. AceyBwoi

    AceyBwoi Advanced Member

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    All I was told was

    Birds and the bees
    Flowers and the trees

    Now figure the rest out yourself!!
     
  5. Captain_N

    Captain_N GBAtemp Maniac

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    Maybe you haven't heard that, the bird is the word...
     
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