This is too funny!

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by lechilka26, Aug 27, 2006.

  1. lechilka26

    lechilka26 Newbie

    Aug 27, 2006
    Excuse me for offtop, it too funny, haha! [​IMG]

    Why it is good to be a man?

    1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
    2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
    3. Your last name stays put.
    4. The garage is all yours.
    5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
    7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
    9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
    10. Same work .. more pay.
    11. Wrinkles-add character.
    12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
    13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
    14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
    15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
    16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
    18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
    19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
    20. You can open all your own jars.
    26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".
    27. No maxi-pads.
    28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
    29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
    30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
    32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

    isn't it aholy truth [​IMG])?
  2. coolitom

    coolitom Member

    Aug 6, 2005
    Toronto, Ontario
    lol you made an account just to post this?
  3. tshu

    tshu On epic journey, brb.

    Sep 21, 2005
    pfft. says who? I do that all the time. owait ya I don't leave the room though. ya got me there. :'(

    oh and btw, the periods in his post have links to some pretty odd places...... i feel like buyins some viagara for some reason now. wtf.
  4. science

    science science rules

    Jun 9, 2006
    lol I was wondering why the periods were underlined .
  5. salv

    salv Male Nurse

    Oct 24, 2002
    Kitchener Ontario
    haha agreeable i guess. welcome to gbatemp.
  6. Gaisuto

    Gaisuto Lose 2 Levels.

    Former Staff
    Oct 27, 2002
    United States
    Palm Coast
    Those periods are traps...they must be...
  7. .TakaM

    .TakaM .II

    Oct 8, 2004
    New Zealand
    something tells me lechilka26 is a bot...
  8. jumpman17

    jumpman17 He's a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action!

    Former Staff
    Apr 11, 2003
    United States
    Removed all the hidden spam links.
  9. Orc

    Orc ‎(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

    Feb 10, 2006
    Hong Kong
    Wow nice, forum spam bots even here. Those links have spyware too.
    Just Google "Excuse me for offtop, it too funny, haha!" and you'll see alot of forums invaded by these things.
  10. KeYbLaDeXaLcHeMi

    KeYbLaDeXaLcHeMi GBAtemp Regular

    Nov 20, 2005
    United States
    Southern California
    Aww, I was expecting something funny.
  11. jumpman17

    jumpman17 He's a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action!

    Former Staff
    Apr 11, 2003
    United States
    Google also shows that lechilka26 is the same member name that all the other forums show as the poster for this same message. Account suspended.
  12. Dirtie

    Dirtie :'D

    Former Staff
    Sep 9, 2003
    New Zealand
    Well it was still somewhat funny, I know I could relate to it [​IMG]
  13. Kyoji

    Kyoji ウッーウッーウマ

    Apr 15, 2003
    United States
    I was offended [​IMG]
  14. Heinrisch

    Heinrisch GBAtemp Regular

    Jun 27, 2006
    Welcome and good buy.. ehm bye.. [​IMG]