This is a bad jokes thread

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May 18, 2008

This is a bad jokes thread by GizmoDuck at 12:45 AM (3,675 Views / 0 Likes) 43 replies

  1. GizmoDuck
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    Q: What did one tree say to another tree?

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    Q. What did Urza say to this thread?
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    What did the president of the United States of America said to the newborn baby?

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  4. Narin

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    I...I just died a little inside...
     
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    A priest a rabbi and a muslim walk into a bar.
    They order a drink
    >.>
     
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    Muslims don't drink alcohol. [​IMG]
     
  7. T-hug

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    English in the European Community:


    The European Commission has just announced an
    agreement whereby English will be the official
    language of the European Union rather than
    German, which was the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations, the British
    Government
    conceded that English spelling had some room for
    improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in
    plan
    that would become known as "Euro-English".

    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft
    "c".
    Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants
    jump with
    joy.

    The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k".
    This
    should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan
    have one
    less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the
    sekond
    year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced
    with
    "f". This will make words like fotograf 20%
    shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new
    spelling
    kan be expekted to reach the stage where more
    komplikated changes are possible.

    Governments will enkourage the removal of double
    letters which have always ben a deterent to
    akurate
    speling.

    Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the
    silent
    "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should
    go
    away.

    By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps
    such as
    replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

    During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be
    dropd from
    vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve
    vil
    hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

    Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and
    evrivun vil
    find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a
    united
    urop vil finali kum tru.

    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking
    German
    like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

    If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. !
     
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    A priest a rabbi and a muslim walk into a bar.
    They trip and fall over.
     
  9. Narin

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    You know whats the sad part is? Theres actually a ralley of a group of parents trying to change the schools in the US to use simplified english as you posted above. They say "It will make learning english easier and faster" and such.
     
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    Well done! You made me chuckle.
     
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    YOU FAIL AT FAILING!
     
  12. jgu1994

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    My bad, sorry.
     
  13. GizmoDuck
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    Hahah, nice one, Thug4L1f3!. I was smiling and shaking my head as I read.

    Here's another one for ya:

    Q: What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Thank you, thank you. I'm here all night, folks! [​IMG]
     
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    But bars stocks a wide variety of drinks.

    Orange juice, water etc.

    Bad jokes? Uhhh...

    A man pulls out a wad of money totalling a grand out of his ass. What a shame that he wasn't

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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    Q: What will you get if your cut off your hand.

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  17. TrolleyDave

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    The worst joke in the world is George W Bush as a president. They've definitely let that joke run on a little long now as well.
     
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    Alright, let me try...

    This is a bad joke, the end. [​IMG]



    [​IMG]
     
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    What do you call a row of rabbits running backwards?

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