1. GizmoDuck

    OP GizmoDuck GBAtemp Regular
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    Q: What did one tree say to another tree?

    ... ... ...


    A: Geometry!
     
  2. Urza

    Urza hi
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    Q. What did Urza say to this thread?
    [​IMG]
     
  3. Jax

    Jax Pip Pip Cheerioink!
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    What did the president of the United States of America said to the newborn baby?

    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRIGHT!!!
     
  4. Narin

    Narin The Cheat Master, kupo!
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    I...I just died a little inside...
     
  5. jgu1994

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    A priest a rabbi and a muslim walk into a bar.
    They order a drink
    >.>
     
  6. Jax

    Jax Pip Pip Cheerioink!
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    Muslims don't drink alcohol. [​IMG]
     
  7. T-hug

    T-hug Always like this.
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    English in the European Community:


    The European Commission has just announced an
    agreement whereby English will be the official
    language of the European Union rather than
    German, which was the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations, the British
    Government
    conceded that English spelling had some room for
    improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in
    plan
    that would become known as "Euro-English".

    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft
    "c".
    Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants
    jump with
    joy.

    The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k".
    This
    should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan
    have one
    less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the
    sekond
    year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced
    with
    "f". This will make words like fotograf 20%
    shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new
    spelling
    kan be expekted to reach the stage where more
    komplikated changes are possible.

    Governments will enkourage the removal of double
    letters which have always ben a deterent to
    akurate
    speling.

    Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the
    silent
    "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should
    go
    away.

    By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps
    such as
    replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

    During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be
    dropd from
    vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve
    vil
    hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

    Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and
    evrivun vil
    find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a
    united
    urop vil finali kum tru.

    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking
    German
    like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

    If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. !
     
  8. Orc

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    A priest a rabbi and a muslim walk into a bar.
    They trip and fall over.
     
  9. Narin

    Narin The Cheat Master, kupo!
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    You know whats the sad part is? Theres actually a ralley of a group of parents trying to change the schools in the US to use simplified english as you posted above. They say "It will make learning english easier and faster" and such.
     
  10. Jax

    Jax Pip Pip Cheerioink!
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    Well done! You made me chuckle.
     
  11. Sonicslasher

    Sonicslasher In Law we trust.
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    YOU FAIL AT FAILING!
     
  12. jgu1994

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    My bad, sorry.
     
  13. GizmoDuck

    OP GizmoDuck GBAtemp Regular
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    Hahah, nice one, Thug4L1f3!. I was smiling and shaking my head as I read.

    Here's another one for ya:

    Q: What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

    A: A flat minor.

    Thank you, thank you. I'm here all night, folks! [​IMG]
     
  14. Harsky

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    But bars stocks a wide variety of drinks.

    Orange juice, water etc.

    Bad jokes? Uhhh...

    A man pulls out a wad of money totalling a grand out of his ass. What a shame that he wasn't

    feeling two grand
     
  15. superrob

    superrob H4X H4X H4X!
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    Q: What will you get if your cut off your hand.

    You will become one handed [​IMG]
     
  16. The Viztard

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    Q. What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

    ... ... ...

    Justice Fingers
     
  17. TrolleyDave

    TrolleyDave Philosolosophising
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    The worst joke in the world is George W Bush as a president. They've definitely let that joke run on a little long now as well.
     
  18. Westside

    Westside Sogdiana
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    Alright, let me try...

    This is a bad joke, the end. [​IMG]



    [​IMG]
     
  19. notnarb

    notnarb Not narbing it up
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    here's a joke: women's rights
     
  20. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".
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    What do you call a row of rabbits running backwards?

    A receding hareline.
     
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