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Random chat where you can convince people that you're Ugandan or something. Win.

Or youcould try a normal chat, whatever floats your boat.

Examples:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: ?
Stranger: age sex location
You: oh 19 man uganda
You: u?
Stranger: uganda?
Stranger: are you kidding
You: in Africa
You: No
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: whats up
You: helo?
Stranger: not too much, u?
You: not a lot
You: werhe are u from
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: canada. u?
You: uganda
Stranger: cool
You: u ever been to africa
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: u ther?
You: hello?
You: oh fuck you.
You: goddamn americans
You: dammit im leaving
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: helo
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 male uganda
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I did this a long time back, before 10-year-olds infested it.

* Stranger: Jesus?
* You: lol
* You: No I'm Moses.
* Stranger: Ahh sorry, my mistake... big dress and a beard... always easy to get them confused
* Stranger: how's it goin anyway, Moses?
* You: Nothin' much
* You: Hangin' with Noa.
* Stranger: still convinced he can cram all those animals on to a boat?
* Stranger: he's a whacky fucker he is
* You: The movies and pictures have his boat scaled down.
* You: Its about 3X as big as the titanic.
* Stranger: well as long as he can drive it better than they did the titanic
* Stranger: otherwise all the animals are FUCKED
* You: XDDDDD
* Stranger: imagine the fuel's one would burn to power a ship that big.... save the animals, kill the environment! Go Noah!
* You: Yeah, well it was in the middle of the summer, so he didn't have any iceburgs.
* Stranger: well, an iceberg that big they should have seen it coming anyway... so for all we know, he could just drive the thing straight into dry land!
* Stranger: unless it's a giant ark/hovercraft... like... a hoverarc!
* Stranger: that'd be fucking brilliant!
* Stranger: imagine the size of the big fan thing on the back of the hoverark!
* You: Apparently the bible said nothing about hoverarcs, yet the next revision could...




And now:


*Stranger:

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I lost

Stranger: hi
You: help
You: i just accidentally
You: the entire
You: fleshlight
You: what do i do
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what happened
You: you know fleshlights?
Stranger: yes i have one
You: the male sex toy, not a light emitting device
You: well i ordered one
Stranger: yes i know
You: and i accidentally the WHOLE thing
Stranger: k
You: and i dont know what to do
Stranger: what do u mean
You: like you know
You: i was using it
Stranger: k
Stranger: and
You: then i accidentally the entire thing
Stranger: ohhhhhh
You: and now i dont know what to do
You: oh shit
Stranger: you ****** in it
You: my sister just walked in the room
You: here ill see if she can help
Stranger: k
You: ok
You: good job
You: most people would be creeped the fuck out by now
You: surprised you arent
Stranger: lol
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QUOTE said:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi there
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You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 20/m/uganda
Stranger: 16/m/poland
You: coo
Stranger: jajco
Stranger: :/
I don't get it...

tinymonkeyt said:
why do people disconnect when you say uganda?
Because they're racist bastards!
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Free p3d0baiting chatrooms = WIN!
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The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.



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