Things you thought you screwed up but really didn't

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  1. Ricken
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    Ricken No way... Not now...

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    Shibuya, The small one from Vegas
    I jabbed my fingernail into my laptop screen, and saw a dark line where my fingernail hit

    turns out my desktop theme lined up perfectly with my fingernail
     
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  2. ComeTurismO

    ComeTurismO CTO

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    Thought I became a dad, but turns out she can't conceive.
     
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  3. cracker

    cracker Nyah!

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    I took a shit in a sink once but then I realized it wasn't my house.
     
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  4. EarlAB

    EarlAB hon hon titty croissants

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    I fucked Vinny and he later became bloated and yelled Allahu Akhbar.
    I asked him what was wrong and he said he was carrying a goat baby.
    Turns out he just had a massive 20 pound shit.
     
  5. Touko White

    Touko White (not)Banned

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    All my moderation decisions.
     
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