Things to make NASCAR more exciting

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  1. Pizzaroo
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    Oh shit! It's time to list:

    THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE NASCAR MORE EXITING!

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    START YOUR LISTING!

    1. 2 randomly selected racers have to wear blindfolds for the whole race.
     
  2. Galacta

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    2. Testing some new car abilities.
     
  3. Pizzaroo
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    3. super-glue the accelerator stick down as a practical joke
     
  4. Banger

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    4. Practically unavoidable obstacles which pop out at random
     
  5. updowners

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    5. Make the drivers turn right.
     
  6. Rayder

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    6. Make them drive cars that actually are "stock".
     
  7. Veho

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    Orbital bombardment.



    Any sport can be improved by adding orbital bombardment.
     
  8. xcalibur

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    7. Select drivers from the crowd that goes to watch nascar.
     
  9. Lumstar

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    Have the cars be unmanned so they can pull off more outrageous moves safely.
     
  10. Frog

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    Replace the car racing with turtle wrestling!
     
  11. Vulpes Abnocto

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    Crowds are limited to the outside of the track,
    while the beer concession stands are all on the inside of the track.

    And no, you may not drink on the infield.
     
  12. Raven Darkheart

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    have playboy playmates be the new drivers
     
  13. Jarjaxle

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    make it twisted metal style
     
  14. Veho

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    Still no love for my orbital bombardment idea? Nothing drastic, just random laser shots towards the track. Like those falling magma chunks in Mario Kart.
     
  15. xalphax

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    introduce on-board weapons!
     
  16. mthrnite

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    This is somewhat derivative, but yeah, red shells!
     
  17. xalphax

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    make the hotdog guy sell funny pills
     
  18. Pizzaroo
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    Well, It's best if happened naturally. I am totally for the meteor shower on the track.
     
  19. playallday

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    Add blue shells.
     
  20. UltraMagnus

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    I guess no-one ever watched this cartoon when they were kids? its basically all your ideas put into a cartoon from my (rather vague) memory of it.

    Posts merged

    I guess no-one ever watched this cartoon when they were kids? its basically all your ideas put into a cartoon from my (rather vague) memory of it.

    Posts merged


    I guess no-one ever watched this cartoon when they were kids? its basically all your ideas put into a cartoon from my (rather vague) memory of it.