Things I learned about specific games this year that make absolutely no sense.

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-Super Mario 64 consists of floating islands disguised as separate worlds. It's already true for Whomp's Fortress and Cool Cool Mountain, but I'm not testing that for the other worlds.
-The infinite stair music is a Shepard's Scale loop. This is the Wario Apparition music we're talking about. Of COURSE it's a loop with a slow pitch rise!
-Sonic had a stupid origin story before it was retconned in 1998. Seriously, it was stupid as hell.
-Franklin is CJ's son. The only thing holding this up is the ridiculous amount of relationships CJ canonically had.
-Nobody actually cared for Sonic in Japan, so the Saturn outsold the N64 there (Why? Why would they buy the Saturn? It's a shitty console.)
-Shrek has the the speed of Sonic in Shrek on the Xbox. This was fixed in Shrek: Extra Large on the GCN, but I don't recommend either of those games. They suck.
-Scratch was pressured to ban FNAF from their website, but they decided to let the users make their own fangames as long as they followed guidelines, but soon ghosted every fangame from the search query. Message to ST: FIX YOUR FUCKING WEBSITE GODDAMN IT!
-The palm fronds texture in BFBB was apparently literal shit with a green texture. Whoever hired that photographer to take a pic of someone's shit better be dead.
 

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-The palm fronds texture in BFBB was apparently literal shit with a green texture. Whoever hired that photographer to take a pic of someone's shit better be dead.
I heard it was the tree bark, not the palm fronds?

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Or was every texture in that game just feces with different tints?
 

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-The palm fronds texture in BFBB was apparently literal shit with a green texture. Whoever hired that photographer to take a pic of someone's shit better be dead.
That is rather harsh. Nobody is likely harmed by it and while if it exists there is porn of it is a thing the lesser version of if it exists there probably ought to be a photo of it is another still.
 

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